leaping llamas

An exclamatory term used in conjunction with a surprising or unexpected situation. Only to be used by someone with a deep and refined appreciation for llamas.

Jack: "Oh shit! I just heard on the news that Ryan Seacrest was eaten by a pack of wolves live on stage!!"

Tom: "That's fucked!"

Harry: "Jumping Jesus!"

Bob: "Leaping llamas!!!!"

by Mia and Karl April 26, 2008

Latingo

He who is both Latino and Gringo. (She who is both Latina and Gringa would be a Latinga.)

David was born and raised in the States but married an Argentinean. He's incorporated so much of her culture — though he's still a whitey — that he's become such a Latingo.

by pruppo October 16, 2010

Lavington

Lavington is a "town" too closely connected to Albury, a small civilised town on the border of New South Wales and Victoria. Often called Stabington for its impoverished violent people. Its epicentre is the "Lavington Shopping centre" it can be identified by plumes of smoke protruding from its doors and "people" wearing nothing but singlets, denim undies and no shoes. Society frowns upon the unsavoury Lavians, as constant infiltrations of them migrate into civil areas, such as QE2 square, in Dean Street.

Lavians can also be identified through purchases, such as Orange foundation, Car dice, tattoos, smokes and excessive amounts of VB.

Lavians support Collingwood, often getting tattoos to show their support, in Lavian femenine society the sale of anything with leopard print and pink lace is desired and highly valued, virginity was extinct 30 years ago when the colony began.
Formal wear includes fishnets, havianas and target matching tracksuits. If affordable, Nike runners are used to show wealth and are paired with jeans for Weddings.
A Lavian's diet and cuisine is vast consisting of Nicotine, chicken nuggets, burgers, frozen dinners diet shakes, alcohol and much more.

tracksuits Leopard print runners Lavington

by ...the analyst May 17, 2012

Laying In Bed

When a boy is flirting over text this usually means "I want puss pics," or "I'm about to send a d*k pic."

Mary: Wyd?
Josh: Laying in bed hbu? ;)
Mary: wat lmao
Josh: *sends very inappropriate picture*

by rawrsparkle January 31, 2021

laying cable

A really nice long thin shit... something that will reach around the s-bend - something to be proud of.

"The phone - for you..."
"Gimme a second - I'm laying cable!"

by Tim December 24, 2003

lasping

To 'lasp', you must lack aspiration. Have low aspirations for the future, or denote undeniable lasping connotations.

"Wow, blatantly lasping".

by AlexxxxxxP December 27, 2008

Laxing out

(v) The act of leaving the country and giving your friends little/no notice of your departure. The destination of these mysterious trips is often far away countries, such as Bangladesh, Uganda, and Israel. It is likely that there are other destinations that are unknown to anyone but the individual who is Laxing out.

Laxer: Yo guys, I'm leaving tomorrow... you might not see me for a while, or ever again.
Best friends: Shit man, where are you going?
Laxer: You know I can't tell you that... I'd have to kill you.
Best friends: Oh... So you're Laxing out?
Laxer: Yeah you wont see me for an undetermined period of time, or I might just randomly show up outside your house 40 lbs thinner and with a beard in three months, who knows.

by Laxoutersannonymous December 17, 2012