go fuck a landmine 

To go insert your penis into a landmine until the landmine climaxes (Explodes)

Johnny: You dirty horse humping bitch
Soldier: Go fuck a landmine

go fuck a landmine by SpAz1131 September 10, 2013

vietnamese landmine 

When you take a fat shit on someone's chest, and then proceed to smack it with all your strength.

I gave Sally a fat Vietnamese Landmine last night .

vietnamese landmine by The Pedo Definer May 25, 2018

etheopian landmine 

When you shit on someones chest and slap it as hard as u can

I gave my bitch a good etheopian landmine

etheopian landmine by Fuckyourmumhard May 7, 2018

mexican landmine 

Stepping on a the cap from a beer bottle with bare feet, typically occurs on beaches and inside of fraternity houses

Tim: "Shit! I need a band-aid"
Josh: "Mexican landmine get ya'?"

mexican landmine by Special Tim October 2, 2010

japanese landmine 

When someone shits on ones chest as a symbol of honor, then proceeds to violently slap the shit.

Darling would you like a Japanese Landmine

I sure would bitch

japanese landmine by Garry Barloo January 27, 2014

veitnamese landmine 

When you shit on someone's chest and smack it, causing it to explode over the whole room

Please shit on my chest because i love getting a veitnamese landmine baby

veitnamese landmine by Its Novaaaa November 14, 2014

The Landmine 

Where one sticks there fist in a sexual orifice of another being and proceeds to open the fist suddenly in an explosion-like movement.

"This girl told me I couldn't finger for shit so I gave her the landmine and she hasn't walked right for days!."

The Landmine by Gordan P. February 2, 2007