Klandon

A fairly large tongan who enjoys indulging himself with the exquisite taste of Equus caballus. He's exceptionally gifted in the musical arts as well as a variety of other arrangements. If you are not aware of this man's presence, please vacate that rock in which you have been living under all these years.

Girl: "OMG! There's Klandon!!! .....(Hide the horses)

Moke Guy: "Ho rajah Klandon, you stay one beast at da guitar lydat yeah!?"

White Guy: "Excuse me Sir, Can you please step out of the vehicle.....and make way for Klandon"

Tongan Guy: "Tamasi!"

by iLAVET! June 20, 2011

kool kids klan

An alliance of very popular kids. Some of these kids may resemble Fonzi, from Happy Days, or Biff, from back to the future. These are the kids that get all the chicks and know how to party. Not to get mixed up with the ku klux klan.

Small Child 1: Hey, why didnt you get any low-fat ranch on your Caesar Salad?
Small Child 2: 5 members of the kool kids klan cornered me and took my Lunch Money.
Small Child 1: You too?

by maxatron December 23, 2008

kaylan

kaylan is the greatest person u will ever meet. she is drop dead gorgeous, and gets all the boys. every guy drools over her. she will make u laugh no matter what mood ur in, she is hilarious! kaylan is easily loved and sometimes very sassy. don’t ever get on her bad side, because it’s never good. kaylan is loyal, smart, beautiful, amazing, brave, popular, and is athletic. she has a big bubble butt. she makes friends easily and has a beautiful smile. if u know a kaylan never let go of her, u are very lucky.

guy 1: dang who’s that!?
*starts to stare and drool a little*
guy 2: that’s kaylan, isn’t she perfect?!
guy 1: she sure is.

by YoooooWhatsUp September 25, 2018

Kaylani

Perfection. Most beautiful and outgoing girl alive. Has the most alluring eyes and gorgeous smile. Is the easiest person to talk to by far, and is so genuine. She is flawless from her feet to her ears. She is very musically talented and is very passionate about it. You cant help but feel twitterpated as she walks by. This girl never leaves your mind. This is your dream girl, only its not a dream, shes real. She is the girl that everyone wants their special someone to be. She is the girl that once you get, you never want to let go of.

Your dating a Kaylani!!?

by gumby143 May 8, 2010

Klancestor

A person in your family tree who was a member of a hate group.

Jayden was shocked to learn that he had Klancestors for grandfathers.

by historymike February 5, 2014

Klan Man

"Iron Man" Based on the performance by Black Sabbath
"Klan Man" Parody by Darren Crosby

I am afro man
running through the woods
from the Ku-Klux Clan
They've got point hats
ghost white sheets and
baseball bats
Why do they hate me so?
is it my skin or
just my fro?

by This is pretty funny October 13, 2004

Klandma

Racist grandma or grandma that is member of the Ku Klux Klan. The word was created by the person who created the subreddit r/forwardsfromklandma, which posts racist memes. Formed with the words "Klan" and "Grandma".
Basically, r/forwardsfromklandma is r/forwardsfromgrandma but racist.
The word is normally used in titles of posts in the already mentioned subreddit r/forwardsfromklandma.

u/reddituser: "Klandma posting anti-muslim memes again"

by Emilinko November 26, 2019