Kinky Human

That one homo-sapien that’s just absurdly kinky. If a kink exists, they will most likely have it.

An ordinary human: “Dude that kinky human is so kinky”
Another human: “They probably have every kink to exist”

by AnOrdinaryHuman February 15, 2021

kinky bum sex

When two homeless bums make the beast with two backs.

One homeless guy will slide his hard throbbing cock into another guys tight arsehole, then thrust in and out, getting harder and faster until he blows his load. One up the bum, no harm done.

In the afterglow of this kinky bum sex, one hobo will then ask "spare some change" and the other will invariably reply "get a job, you bum".

Not to be confused with kinky butt sex, which involves perverted sexual acts performed on chain smokers while they're puffing away, using the dying butt of one cigarette to light the next.

Unable to deal with the City's ongoing housing problems, our fearless municipal leaders have brought in marketers to promote homelessness as a valid lifestyle choice. They're not "homeless people", they're "people experiencing homelessness" and their lifestyle promoted as one of kinky bum sex as people experiencing homelessness will do anything to keep warm.

by bitchuck October 23, 2023

International Kinky Day

This amazing holiday is celebrated on september 21st. It’s that time of the year where all kinky minded people can just be themselves for 24hrs without anyone judging. YOU CAN BE YOSELF FOR ONCE!! hell yeeeee.

Nicole just invited me to her kinky day party. She gon have lots of dick cake, cocaine and male prostitutes.

Person A: “Man I really wanna do some dirty stuff tonight, but Jesus is always watching mann.”

Person B: Broo, you got nothin to worry about, It’s national kinky day! Jesus ain’t watchin today. Let’s go have some pussy and buy some latex suites to show our baes. FUCK YEAH!”

Example:
Valentina: Mom i’m going out to Nicole’s kinky party! bye
Vale’s momma: Vale don’t forget to bring your flavored condoms with you, I left them on the kitchen table... It’s national kinky day sweetie, everything can happen! Have fun!

You must celebrate International Kinky Day! It’s the best holiday yooo!

by nicval June 27, 2019

Kinky Stinky

A term used to describe any sexual act that is considered to be both kinky and stinky. More than just mere hanky panky, the Kinky Stinky denotes an act consummated to such an extent that the participants involved end up smelling strongly of each others' sexual juices.

My baby does the kinky stinky! My baby does the kanky stanky!

by Shit_4_Brains August 2, 2007

Kinky

The act of shoving a plastic dinosaur in someones dickhole.

Kinky"If your leaving me on read, I swear to god im shoving a plastic dinosaur in your dick"

by Bitchhhwhoooo August 12, 2017

kinky leftist

The most powerful spell in the memer’s spellbook

*its magic, you use it in manic battles*
Use Kinky Leftist!

*the person targeted instantly explodes*

by AbsentStudent6 October 30, 2020

kinkymates

1. Persons who express excessive kinkiness together on a regular basis
2. Two people in a "platonic" relationship who discuss having sex or performing sexual acts on one another on a routine basis in a silly, joking manner

--1: the power might be going out so i might have to leave
2: it's ok, we'll have sex under a blanket
3: why not on top?
4: it doesn't matter to me...

--1: i'm afraid
2: why?
3: our mind powers...
4: we're kinkymates

by bebelicha March 9, 2004