knarf

Originaly part of the philosophical idea, brought about by Sir Jeffery Boivin around the renaissance era, that all parts must have a whole, thus making one side dark and one light. The dark being Knarf and the light being Fwanky. Used often as an insult.

Hey Knarf, go eat some coconut trees!

by Mark August 21, 2004

knurft

Knurft is a person who is incredibly incapabel in zijn hoofd.
Often a person who dislikes school and learning and has the IQ of a postzegel.

Me: Yo, Fabienne her boyfriend is echt een knurft..
Friend1: Yeah.. He really is a knurft and a pinda too.
Friend2: PINDA?? WALNOOT??
Me: :(

by MartijnB October 11, 2022

knurdle

Pronounced "Ka-nerd-ul."

A perfectly formed, bumpy shaped, small, hard turd.

"Ewww! There's a knurdle on the living room carpet!!"

by Skycop August 16, 2016

knuffelcontact

Person, other than possible members of your family, with whom you may have close (physical) contact, without distance, without a mouth mask, during a pandemic (especially during the covid-19 outbreak). The term has been coined by '' and is a composition of 'knuffelen' (verb, hugging) and 'contact' (noun).

"Why is she over at your place? There's a pandemic going on." —"Oh, don't worry, she's my knuffelcontact"
"Are you guys together?" —"No, she's just my knuffelcontact"

by bn326160 December 25, 2020

Knarfsexual

Being attracted to gwnknarf and only gwnknarf

Did you hear? Thijs is knarfsexual
Really? Wow that’s so cool

by Misova July 21, 2021

Knurk

To cum on a fridge

"Oooohhhh nooooo im knurking"
"Its knurking time"
"Time to take the knurk 2"
"Got Knurk?"
"Knurken time"

by Knurkskihonk June 25, 2022

Knuffle

An outward exhale through the nose in response to something slightly humorous.

Nathanael while scrolling through tiktok, knuffled every so often when the memes were 🔥🔥🔥

by TheRaptorCometh December 14, 2022