knitting

What we call hooking up.

Me and that guy were knitting at the movies the whole time!

by ily xo. August 5, 2007

knitting yogurt

The act of masturbating by a male.

"So my girlfriend came home from work early and caught me knitting yogurt."

by Char H January 7, 2006

Knitting

Having really great sex.

guy 1: I was totally knitting last night with my girl.

guy 2: Oh what yarn did you use?

guy 1: you idiot, I'm talking 'bout sex!

guy 2: I knew that man... I knit all the time too!

by JayeWings February 20, 2011

Knitting

The buildup/process of obtaining the status of fleecing. Knitting means not quite fleecing, but not exactly just happy either, and is still classified by a feeling of natural highness, just not to the extent of someone who is fleecing.

Bro, i just finished my homework, cleaned my car, and did my chores. Im knitting right now because im anticipating this weekend when we hit up those sweet waves, drink our pina colodas, and make out with extremely hot women.

by DustC December 1, 2009

Knitting A Sweater

Female fingering masturbation causing entanglement of pubic hairs (knitting) and wetness of vagina (sweater).

It's been a stressful week. I'll be staying home tonight knitting a sweater.

by Djymbh October 31, 2013

Finger Knitting

when your GF Or BF Plays with your pubes or your happy trail, matting your pubic hair into a mass of hairyness or some kind of jumper.

last night my girlfriend was finger knitting my pubes into a scarfe to keep my dick warm!!

by DiJam May 12, 2009

intensive care knitting

Knitting a garment or similar item using many different strands of yarn in a disorganized fashion.

Also known as "ICU knitting."

Intensive care knitting is named as such because the yarns frequently get tangled together and require frequent untangling. The end up very much like the many tubes of an intensive care patient.

by colorknit January 27, 2010