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Kirkland

The Republic of Kirkland. Home to the land of the Charlie Kirks.
The Republic of Kirkland is home to the Charlie Kirks, an ethnic group iconic for having the facial features of Charlie Kirk.
by archiveduser12262025 December 16, 2025
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Kirkland trunktini

(1) The name for a "Signature Cocktail" when "chicken juice" from your Costco chicken in (now anyway) a bag (it's only juices from the bagged chicken the clamshell hard plastic does not make the same thing.) gets on the floor of your trunk and add a splash of vodka and you have your "Signature Cocktail".

(2) Having sexual relations with yourself or someone else on a returned used mattress behind, or in a trash storage area of Costco.
Pass me some of that Kirkland Trunktini, so I'm drunk enough to have Kirkland Trunktini.
by physco219 June 19, 2024
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Kirkland supreme

The act of starting your car, letting it get to peak running temp and fucking the tail pipe after getting Kirkland supreme gas. Afterwards having your partner perform felatio.
Yeah after my Costco run this weekend the wife gave me the ol Kirkland supreme.... the tail pipe was still hot
by The Foundation May 14, 2025
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Landon Kirkland

He’s charming. Huge cock. Approximately 14 inches in length and 7 inches in girth. Basically means big dick in modern day terms.
Oh he’s a Landon Kirkland, that must mean he has a huge cock.
by bigdickdaddy05 December 6, 2021
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