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kinky bum sex

When two homeless bums make the beast with two backs.

One homeless guy will slide his hard throbbing cock into another guys tight arsehole, then thrust in and out, getting harder and faster until he blows his load. One up the bum, no harm done.

In the afterglow of this kinky bum sex, one hobo will then ask "spare some change" and the other will invariably reply "get a job, you bum".

Not to be confused with kinky butt sex, which involves perverted sexual acts performed on chain smokers while they're puffing away, using the dying butt of one cigarette to light the next.
Unable to deal with the City's ongoing housing problems, our fearless municipal leaders have brought in marketers to promote homelessness as a valid lifestyle choice. They're not "homeless people", they're "people experiencing homelessness" and their lifestyle promoted as one of kinky bum sex as people experiencing homelessness will do anything to keep warm.
by bitchuck October 23, 2023
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International Kinky Day

This amazing holiday is celebrated on september 21st. It’s that time of the year where all kinky minded people can just be themselves for 24hrs without anyone judging. YOU CAN BE YOSELF FOR ONCE!! hell yeeeee.
Nicole just invited me to her kinky day party. She gon have lots of dick cake, cocaine and male prostitutes.

Person A: “Man I really wanna do some dirty stuff tonight, but Jesus is always watching mann.”

Person B: Broo, you got nothin to worry about, It’s national kinky day! Jesus ain’t watchin today. Let’s go have some pussy and buy some latex suites to show our baes. FUCK YEAH!”

Example:
Valentina: Mom i’m going out to Nicole’s kinky party! bye
Vale’s momma: Vale don’t forget to bring your flavored condoms with you, I left them on the kitchen table... It’s national kinky day sweetie, everything can happen! Have fun!

You must celebrate International Kinky Day! It’s the best holiday yooo!
by nicval June 27, 2019
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Kinsey

Someone who is kind and gorgeous. They always make your day but don't like getting dirty. Kinsey is the definition of awesome.
"Oh wow! That's totally Kinsey!"
by Otislover/kbooee December 28, 2016
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Kinky Stinky

A term used to describe any sexual act that is considered to be both kinky and stinky. More than just mere hanky panky, the Kinky Stinky denotes an act consummated to such an extent that the participants involved end up smelling strongly of each others' sexual juices.
My baby does the kinky stinky! My baby does the kanky stanky!
by Shit_4_Brains August 2, 2007
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Kinsey Scale

The Kinsey scale attempts to measure sexual orientation, from 0 (exclusively heterosexual) to 6 (exclusively homosexual). It was first published in Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948) by Alfred Kinsey, Wardell Pomeroy and others, and was also prominent in the complementary work Sexual Behavior in the Human Female (1953).

Here's the scale:
0 Exclusively heterosexual
1 Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
2 Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 Equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
6 Exclusively homosexual
Beth likes to have sex with men and women. I guess that would make her around a 3 on the Kinsey Scale?
by Mikitira July 10, 2006
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kinsey

A kind of girl that is a best friend; someone you would be lucky to know!
I found a kinsey the other day; she's pretty amazing!
by uhlisuhh95 November 1, 2008
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Kinky

The act of shoving a plastic dinosaur in someones dickhole.
Kinky"If your leaving me on read, I swear to god im shoving a plastic dinosaur in your dick"
by Bitchhhwhoooo August 12, 2017
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