doner kebab

the act of slipping a meat of your choice (fish, pork, lamb, horse, etc) around the circumference of your schlong, similar to how a ring would slip on your finger

Zamn, last night Sheba gave me the most insane doner kebab with her special jumbo shrimp!

by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023

Hawaiian Shish Kebab

When you have such a long dick it snakes through the intestines while soft. Once inside, it gets hard and rips her insides apart.

Dude she died to the Hawaiian Shish Kebab

by Rdobby October 25, 2019

Kerbal Space Program

Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You play the game by building phallic rockets and trying to get your little green turds, or Kerbals as the game calls them, into the cold, dark emptiness of space trying to get to other planets. Playing Kerbal Space Program regularly will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.

NASA boss: So why would I hire you for this job?

You: I play Kerbal Space Program

NASA boss: *Startled voice* Of course, right this way!

by FrailFlunky99 November 10, 2020

shit kebab

After pulling out of anal sex and seeing a resemblance between your cock and a shish kebab but the meat has been replaced with shit

Person 1: I told you to clean out your ass, now you've left me with shit kebab

by Dr Danga December 14, 2008

lun kebab

Frequently used in various parts of Britain for a person considered an idiot

"Oh cuz, your brother is a lun kebab innit"

by BOBYFUR242 February 7, 2017

Kebause

It is an alternative of the word because kebause its so boring and overused. It was used in Hotel Transylvania 2 by Dennis. Any girl who uses kebause is the baddest bitch, sexyest, cutest, best girl you will ever find and u better treat her right.

why are u being meannn? Kebause u dont love me anymore
Why do u always tease me? Kebause its fun

by thegirlurbftoldunottoworryab May 10, 2021

Kevalations

Kevalations is a religion where you are taught about the right of cheating and manipulation.

Have you read the new verse of Kevalations

Cheating is an know act in Kevalations

by Kevzino July 4, 2023