Aimee Keeling

A sexy girl with big tits and a sexy booty that boys dicks that are dying to be shoved into her.

My d*ck is dying to be shoved up Aimee Keelings booty

by Cobie Hodgekiss January 27, 2019

keefin

Holding a blunt (or other marijuana paraphernalia) for a long time without passing it.

"Yo you still got that L?"
"Yeah man"
"Bumba! Stop keefin it!"

by Ayygabbs November 8, 2013

Keegan

Even though he jacks off he’s still the funniest guy in the world

Keegan is very funny
Even though he beats his meat

by Kidswillbekids September 25, 2019

keeping the dog in the bathtub

The act of fucking a woman in the pussy with your cock while simultaneaously sticking your balls in her arse, known as "keeping the dog in the bathtub" because it is as hard to pull of successfully as keeping your dog in the the bathtub while washing it.

See also plum fuck

"Hey Jeff, I was keeping the dog in the bathtub all last night with that ho, my balls still smell"

by DeadlyDave June 11, 2006

Keeping it a Buck

Keeping it a buck means to keep it real, but with the small things in life

"Hey bro, can you tell me which link to go to?"
"Man, I'm keeping it a buck, I just clicked around until I got somewhere"

by CoffeeVC January 27, 2021

Keepin' Lace

Equivalent to "It's all good."

Darnell: Sorry, man.
Darnell's Friend: Don't worry, I'm keepin' lace.

by dvs & j-po September 2, 2003

Keeping it Ripe

A state of being largely known but seldom understood.

Symptoms include: Smoking and drinking heavily, jam sessions, awesome parties, pathological badassery, crazy stories that actually happened, wacked-out dreams, convincing people you were in 'Nam, rediculous theories, acid ...flashbacks, deep conversations, deepening of consiousness, machavellian intelligence, and possibly other as-of-yet unnoted (or unexperienced) incidents of madness.

If you suffer from one or more of these symptoms, find your nearest ripe-keeper and, well, Keep it fuckin' Ripe

"Keep it ripe, bro."
"How ya been? Keeping it ripe?"
"Damn, dude, that's keeping it ripe at its best!"

by DreAddy February 24, 2011