Keeping up with the Kardashians

A common mispronunciation of the title of the television show: Keeping Up With The Shitheads.

I’m going home to watch Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Bro, that’s such a common mistake. It’s Keeping up with the SHITHEADS!

by Brutus The Definer July 3, 2018

Kardashawhore

The proper last name of the Kardashian sister whores who, in an incredible leap of backward evolution, actually have less brain cells and more ass cells than our cavemen ancestors.

Amazingly, in a country that celebrates such moronic inbreds, they are known as celebrities. Well...at least black men seem to like them. Everyone else thinks they're disgusting.

"Hey man, do you think Kim Kardashian is hot?"

"No. I hate that Kardashawhore. I'm white dude!"

"Oh yeah. What about Taylor Lautner?"

"That's a guy dude."

by Future328 October 5, 2009

Horse Kim Kardashian

A nonsensical expression used to make people feel out of the loop/confused.

Bro you don't know Horse Kim Kardashian, are you new or something?

by StressTree December 12, 2022

kandydevil

The hottest girl on the internet! Rules all the social networking websites. Creeper magnet & fucking hot! Countless perverted men stalk her.

Unfortunately, she's not single anymore.

Dude1: That TimberWolfe_09 dude is one lucky mofo.

Dude2: kandydevil is fucking hot!

by kandylover May 13, 2010

Kardashian

The female equivalent of a douchebag.

That kardashian thinks she's better than everyone else.

by Dix Enormous September 7, 2013

Kim Kardashian

Literallyyyyyyy she is an untalented and fake bitch who is famous for literallyyyyyyyyyy making a sextape with Ray J and being friends with Paris Hilton. She seriouslyyyyyyyyy made a reality show where just hangs out with the rest of her untalented family.

She also says the following:

Literallyyyyyyyyyyy
Seriouslyyyyyyyyyy
Honestlyyyyyyyyyy

I am literallyyyyyyyyyyy an untalened, fake, and honestlyyyyyyy slutty bitch. I am seriouslyyyyyyyyyy so greedy and made a horrible sextape and song literallyyyyyyyyy called JAM.

- Kim Kardashian

by Rpgluvr13 June 26, 2017

Kardashian Wedding

A social term used to describe a commitment one fails to give serious consideration, then instantly regrets and fails to fulfill.

When rich nerd boy asked the head cheerleader to the prom, she first said yes but then pulled a Kardashian Wedding and went with the quarterback instead.

by FroomAJ November 2, 2011