Jahanzaib

Compared to people such as TONY MONTATA ... EL CHE...BIGGIE.. nd da rest of em

When he's seen in da streets people go like "Dats a Serious Man"

by bigL May 5, 2005

Johanna

The world's okayest girl

She can be good sometimes, but not so good at others. For every happy moment there's a sad one, for every laugh there's a tear. Her personality is the same way, it has its ups and downs. Her pets aren't necessarily bad, but they are very boring. She is usually pretty mellow. Her face is very pretty but her clothing style sucks. Her voice is sometimes very monotone and lifeless, and sometimes has a large range full of emotion. Overall, Johanna is just the world's okayest girl.

by John W. Doe November 28, 2021

Johanna

A girl who is going to fail her technic exam tomorrow because she doesn’t understand anything about it,

Wow I really feel like Johanna right now

by vitlöksbröd April 15, 2020

Johanna Gargal

Jo-Hanna Gar-Gal DEEZ NUTS

Used as a DN joke

"Johanna Gargal is amazing!"
"Who's Johanna Gargal?"
"Jo-Hanna Gar-Gal DEEZ NUTS"
"I will shove a squishy banana so far up your a-"

by SadlyMechWasTaken May 29, 2021

Johana

Johana is the most beautiful woman on Earth. She is loving, confident and very driven to succeed when she has a goal in mind. She is faithful and always tries to keep her word. Johana loves her family and would do anything for them. She can keep it together in any situation. Everyday you wake up next to Johana you are the luckiest man on Earth. She also has a bodacious body to match her beautiful mind.

Guy 1: Im so lucky to have her in my life
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 3: Johana

Song by Earth Wind and Fire: "Johaaaaanaaaaa, I loooooovee youuuu, You're the one, the one for meeee"

by Nelsito November 23, 2021

Johana

The beautifulest rarest jewel you will meet in your life, even if she is shy and doesn’t want to show her true self she always shines regardless.

Johana is someone you want to be friends with for life.

by iluvhelokittyy August 29, 2023

Johanna Modica

The most beautiful girl in the world. She says she’s not but everyone knows it’s true. Probably would make you day if you talked to her. Has a tendency to make u smile. She is honestly perfect.

Johanna Modica makes my day every time I talk to her.

by XxquickscopegawdzzzxX May 6, 2019