Morgan Joffee

A Morgan Joffee is a thing that is very round and unintelligent. He is bad at games as well.

I don’t want to be a Morgan Joffee at Fortnite🙏🏻

by phatwastaken November 13, 2019

Day Off To J Off

When a person take their entire academic or work day to "jack-off".

I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip "rule 34" on "4chan".

by Eric Bloom November 12, 2007

Joffice

The word given to a male inner city worker who has had too many drinks at lunch.

"I'm just going back to the joffice to get my bag."

"Don't you mean office? Have you been drinking?"

by Supert3d August 7, 2009

joffing

A verrb used to describe the action of jacking off. Often spoken with an accompanying hand gesture.

I went upstairs because I felt like joffing.

He was joffing to a video when I walked in the room.

by Kiabash November 29, 2009

joffie

A joint with a cup of freshly ground coffee.

I feel like having a joffie tomorrow morning when I wake up.

by mr420.mj February 19, 2017

joffles

A nickname for men whose sole aim in life is making chicks lives better. Even if the girl has a boyfriend.

Woah... He deserves the nickname of Joffles. Thats the fifth taken girl he's slept with this week.

by The One They Call... June 25, 2007

Joffer

A short kid that likes to 69 everything in the world, and loves to Joffshot in peoples drinks

Girl #1: Who's that short kid ?
Girl # 2: Ohh, that Joffer, we 69 last night.

by ilovebigboobs December 29, 2011