Definitions by Kiabash

eggarrhea

Explosive diarrhea that occurs instantaneously after consuming eggs.

I had a bad case of eggarrhea after eating egg casserole for breakfast.

eggarrhea by Kiabash November 29, 2009

joffing 

A verrb used to describe the action of jacking off. Often spoken with an accompanying hand gesture.

I went upstairs because I felt like joffing.

He was joffing to a video when I walked in the room.

joffing by Kiabash November 29, 2009