Jizzmonia

Medical condition whereas semen is aspirated in the respiratory system, thus causing a specific strain of pneumonia.

Jenny mistakenly laughed whilst performing fellatio on her beau, Inadvertently aspirating her lovers semen in to her lungs. She was later diagnosed with multi-lobar jizzmonia.

by Hbomb8 August 2, 2020

jizmonkey

A cute horny gay guy.

When I went to the gaybar, I saw a ton of jizmonkeys!

by Noba D March 28, 2010

Jizzmo

Jizzmo Is Gizmo

@Gizmo is Jizzmo

by Totally_Not_Mistor_Love June 7, 2018

jizzmop

A young permiscious person whose sole purpose in life is to capture and absorb man gravy.

Dude 1, Check it out, that chick is a babe.
Dude 2, (Loud alarm sound) No way man, she's a jizzmop! (Clean up in aisle 3)

by supa steeze pants May 2, 2009

jizzmonger

A receptacle of semen. May also be a collector of jizz, keeping it in containers such as a 600ml Coke bottle or the somesuch.

You fucking jizzmonger! I htought it was milk!

by foj August 21, 2003

Jizzmondo

Synonym : Shizz
To ejaculate and defecate (Jizz and Shit) at the same time.

What a great Jizzmondo moment that woman have!

by Shiine-1 April 13, 2022

jizzmosphere

When someone other than yourself has sex in your tent or your car, this is the funky atmosphere that lingers.

"I'm not letting you borrow my tent for Bonneroo... I don't need your jizzmosphere tainting it."

by mBmD July 31, 2012