Jiffin

Whe somebody is lying about something, bullshitting, or prolonging a situation. (BLUFFING)

Person 1 : You Only Put a .5 in the air

Person 2: You jiffin bitch that was 2 grams

by Drive4300 March 18, 2017

jiffy bag

a padded envelope in which all kinds of objects can be placed and posted without fear of breaking

I put my crack in the jiffy bag and mailed it to London

by prawnstar69 September 24, 2003

Jiffin

The act of evenly distributing creamy Jif peanut butter all over your ball sack and having your dog slurp it off your nuts while you beat your cock like it owes you money.

Nick was rushed to the hospital after his dog mistakenly bit his nut clean out of his sack.. he clearly should have not been Jiffin it.

by Balls Deep369 March 30, 2009

jiffy job

When a male spreads peanut butter on his genitalia and then has his dog lick it off.

Sarah: “Hey what happened to all the peanut butter?”
Tim: “I had Tinkerbell give me a jiffy job last night. I used the whole container.”

by Dr. Roboto October 17, 2017

Jiffy lust

The euphoric feeling of being the first to open a jar of peanut butter and seeing an untouched surface.

Marlon had a moment of Jiffy lust before he plunged his knife into the new jar of peanut butter.

by An Aries July 1, 2009

JiffNasty

Jiffy + Nasty

A good faster version of the dirty deed.

Like a quickie but kinkier.

JiffNasty can even define a man built like a Pitbull.

" Baby that was JiffNasty!!!"

by LiLMissOodaThang(Still) February 27, 2010

Jiffy Slap

The act of applying peanut butter to your hand, and slapping someone across the face. It is most effective when performed on someone with a mild peanut allergy.

Person #1: He's such a jerk, next time I see him it's jiffy slap time.
Person #2: Use chunky, smooth just wont cut it.

by Ellis Lee September 27, 2011