jewphin

when a jewish person gets a dolphinoplasty (kind of like a sex change but instead a species change to a dolphin)

"holy fuckballs mr. shwartz is a jewphin after his recent operation!"

by themotherfuckingshit April 29, 2009

Jewshbag

A person who practices Judaism and that acts like a douche bag.

Harvey Goldstein is a real jewshbag for giving us homework over the weekend!

by ATrain9 October 1, 2008

Jethro Tull

Invented the seed drill in 1701 and was the name of the best damn band ever

My cat's name is "jethro tull"

by Alex February 13, 2003

The Jeptha

A beast who traditionally stalks prey in dark, dingy garages. Predominantly stalks males. It's recommended that you don't sleep in open areas such as in the middle of a living room while the jeptha is present. He is able to sneakily molest to you as you sleep without having you wake up. when he catches his prey, he usually rapes them up the ass or sometimes just gropes them in an inapproprate fashion.

"Hey watch out when you go to sleep tonight. I heard the jeptha is around"
"Oh shit. Im going to have to sleep with a belt on"

by T_I_M_J March 30, 2009

Jewchop

Another name for a circumcision

"Did you get your foreskin Jewchopped?"

by ShenLi October 9, 2009

Jethro Marx

A raging alcoholic, wannabe musician/golfer and undercover queer. Has a tendency to hang around multiple drunk females and still goes home alone. Know to take large breasted women on free vacations without engaging in any sexual activity. Uses multiples sexual references to male body parts and homosexual situations in everyday conversations. Butt Pirate. Total fag.

Yeah, he definitely pulled a Jethro Marx.

What? You mean he took Susan on vacation as a cover to sleep with random men? Far out.

by mrmainvein June 8, 2010

jewhawh

An old pickup truck, preferably from the early late 80's-90's, driven by a dirty high school senior that wears ragged work boots and stained jeans to school every single day.

Landon: Hey sam, what do you drive to school?"
Sam: Oh, i drive 'round in nat ol' Jewhawh out dere."

by Sam the Jewhawh Driver January 24, 2017