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Ben Shwartz 

An American comedian who is also an actor. Likes to play characters in blue with a need for speed and/or a sense of adventure. Best known for playing Sonic the Hedgehog in the Sonic the Hedgehog movies and Jean-Ralphio Saperstein in Parks and Recreation.
Ben Shwartz: I played Jean-Ralphio Saperstein from Parks and Rec. He was THE WOOOOOOOORST!!!
Ben Shwartz by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023

Aaron Swartz 

Aaron Swartz

A legend in every sense of the word. A true martyr for internet freedom, killed by the government because he was just too damn smart for them to keep up with him. Rest in peace sir, your legacy remains immortal.

1/11/13
Never forget.
Aaron Swartz is a goddamn hero.

Will Schwartz 

Look at that protist over there, he must be will schwartz
Will Schwartz by goeagles920 October 24, 2011
When working out, naturally you are sweating. Therefore, any fart that occurs is a shwart, a sweaty shart.
While benching a mad 160 today, I let out what I thought was a harmless fart, but it turns out I shwarted.
shwart by OG Mudbone Jr. January 26, 2010

Schwartz 

An American unit of linear measure equal to 7.5 inches. Also commonly referred to as "two hands".
Mike has a full schwartz, where as Tom and Frank only have half.
Schwartz by LT48313 March 5, 2011

Schwartz 

The Schwartz is a greater magic. It binds everything in the universe together. It can be channeled through rings found in Cracker Jack boxes. The Schwartz can be used to move things with one's mind and the rings can be used to channel energy blades. Contrary to popular belief, these blades are not, in fact, "penis-powered" The Schwartz is kept by the everlasting know-it-all, Yogurt, in his home on the moon of vega.
Yogurt: I am the keeper of a greater magic, known throughout the universe as....

Barf: The Force?

Yogurt: No, the Schwartz
Schwartz by Spodermen2121 z February 7, 2017