jewtheran

a new and upcoming religion based on the teachings of anything that people want to believe (except neo con bullshit). all thoughts as philosophys culminated into one simple religion. niether jewish or lutheran in founding, the jewtheran faith was established in 1874 by McAab Jemasoon. since its founding all forms of scientific and philisophical ideals have been added to include quite simple, everything. that is right; in perspective to who the hell ever.

no condemnation, no flames of hell, I joined the jewtherans and im an athiest!

jewtheran by bob March 10, 2005

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Jewtheran

A jewish lutheran

The conversion caused him to become a Jewtheran.

Jewtheran by Rodentus December 24, 2025

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Hey jewthan why do you always wear that cap

jewthan by zack839 April 20, 2018

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jerthrandt

Not the GOAT but fits the description

Jerthrandt is the GOAT

jerthrandt by Sidonn March 7, 2022

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

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Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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