Jenelleritis

Illness associated with one waiting for information via internet or phone. Classic symptoms include, but not limited to,
1. Looking at the phone with head tilted to the right
2. Looking at the phone with head tilted to the left
3. Checking phone for dial tone
4. Logging into insurance sites to check status
5. Logging into message board to vent
6. Pacing in front of phone and/or computer
7. Tapping the phone or computer
8. Hitting the refresh button
9. Looking through calendar and counting days
10. Realizing you may have missed the phone ringing because you checked the phone for a dial tone (see symptom #3), so you check your voice mail.
11. Repeating all of this hourly... possibly half hourly...

*checks phone for 100th time that hour*

Nicole has Jenelleritis?

by Elocin Williams August 21, 2007

jeselle

a girl who only cares about popularity, if you are popular she will accept you and like you immediately. she gets mad at stupid things that don't actually matter. she tries to be a good friend, but usually fails. she likes to have to world revolve around her. likes to show-off her good figure and usually large boobs. calls herself fat and says she has small boobs, just so people will tell her the opposite and boost her self esteem.

oh that girl? no i heard shes a jeselle.

by chica67892345 July 3, 2011

Jeunelle

A Jeunelle is a large breasted, beast woman who dominates and destroys everything and everyone in her path. Though extremely beautiful, she is too intimidating for men to approached her, leading them to pine for her from afar.

A Jeunelle can also be mistaken for a lesbian, but is not.

Man, I would really like to ask out that chick, but she's such a Jeunelle, I'm afraid she might rip out my testicles.

by sslovas January 9, 2011

jelly jewellery

An inexpensive gift that a man gives to a lady; a pearl necklace that is not water resistant.

I spunked off on her neck, she'll have to make do with jelly jewellery.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

jelly jewellery

Ejaculated semen that covers the face and neck of one's partner.

"What shall i wear for the banquet tonight?" asked Elizabeth.
"How about one's jelly jewellery" replied Phillip, whipping out his bacon bazooka in a trice.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

matt and jeselle

Matt and Jeselle will be the greatest couple in the world. They will fall in love and will be happy together. They will have two kids, one boy and one girl they will be a great couple.

Matt and Jeselle will fall in love.

by loser1225 January 2, 2018

jenelle

a backup to something better. the Betty to Archie,tending to be slow minded and dense.usually having big rack.

no shes a jenelle lets stay and have a few more drinks first

by jason dubb October 23, 2007