jecko

perfectest boy i have ever seen

jecko is the perfectest boy who i have ever seen

by jevkoo January 3, 2017

jetson’d

Modernizing something. Referring to the futuristic Jetson’s cartoon.

She totally Jetson’d the Sales and Marketing department.

by Casey Parler February 13, 2018

George Jetsoned

When Your Significant Other takes your Wallet/Credit Card, and leaves you just enough cash for lunch.

You: "Walks into work at 8am"

Co-Worker: Why the long face?

You: Man, i just got George Jetsoned!

Co-Worker: Awe Snap! That Sux....

You: Mmhmm!

by KasperDeVille March 8, 2014

[jetro]

fast runner. someone who is not really fast but. sarcastically they are.

dad im gonna beat all those 9th graders! -5yr old little boy
go get em jetro! -dad

by Mkkxoxo January 14, 2009

Jerkoff Litmus Test

The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.

After doing a jerkoff litmus test I realized that more than half of the female contacts in my phone are worthless.

by jerkoff_tester December 7, 2012

Joe Jerkoff

Another word for cuck

She fucked him and now I look like Joe Jerkoff

by Hauptmann Shank January 4, 2019

Jerkoff

n. A complete and total prick/asshole by most standards; A person that can be mean, ignorant, and nasty at the same time.

That kid ruined my day, what a jerkoff.

by Reign November 3, 2004