National text a Jason day

February 28 is happy national text a Jason day or however your Jayson spells it!!

Happy national text a Jason day!!

by Brochaco.tack February 24, 2020

jason blossom

Is a riverdale character played by Trevor stines who is SEXY AF!!!

Omg have you found out who killed Jason Blossom

by Graxe da Bitch September 7, 2017

jason puncheon

A lad who’s girlfriend is way better looking than he is

He’s puncheon , Jason Puncheon

by Clockclick December 12, 2017

Jason W

Jason W is an amazing guy that any girl would be so luck to have. He is very sweet and thoughtful. He is willing to be with you through thick and thin, the good and the bad. He can help you through anything (even without knowing it), because of how amazing he is. He is also very loyal and kind-hearted. Jason W is so perfect in every way.

Jason W is talented.
Jason W is funny.
Jason W is perfect.

by lc_s December 10, 2020

Jason kok

Jason kok is a well known pedo among children. He is very easily visible due to his blond hair and his tall skinny appearance. If you encounter him RUN.

Jason kok touched the young one

by Be careful 29 January 12, 2023

jason bourne'd

1.To effectively dispatch anyone ignorant enough to attempt an assault upon you, or a contact of high importance.

2. To make someone look breathtakingly inept during a physical confrontation.

3. To "rock the shit" as Brian Fantana put it.

"A bunch of wannabe gangsters tried to jump me, and I jason bourne'd them. Needless to say it was spectacular."

by scoobysnacks27 October 26, 2008

Jason Kenney

A conservative politician who professes family values but is himself a closeted homosexual. Derived from Canadian Minister of Immigration Jason Kenney.

Q. Hey, did you meet Minister John Baird's new girlfriend at the Conservative Party Christmas Ball last night? She's HOT!

A. No way Baird's got a girlfriend - he's a Jason Kenney, donchaknow?

by Gilles Du December 6, 2010