Jarring

A person is referred to be jarring if they are annoying

Man don't be so jarring...

by Reneé Hansen June 14, 2017

jacking off

masturbating

i like to jack off

by baby November 5, 2003

Jacking

New York slang for claiming something to be true in which is actually a lie.

Sean: Yo, I heard you and Markus' sister hooked up last weekend after we chilled.

Davis: Bro, chill. Her and I are just friends. I simply walked her home; that's all. Stop 'jacking' that.

by GodofSlang December 27, 2016

jacking block

When someone or something prevents or interrupts a wild session of jacking off, in any of three ways:

1) Something preventing jacking off from occurring, i.e. your dad won't get off the computer or go to bed, so you can't get on and look at porn.

2) You have a mental block and have trouble imagining sex in your mind.

3) If you are already jacking off, and someone walks in at the worst moment, just as you are about to cum. This can either end with an abrupt ejaculation which is not pleasurable and hard to conceal, or the orgasm stops completely. The second way can lead to a nasty case of blue balls.

A: Dude I was jacking off last night and my mom scared the jizz out of me when she walked in!"

B: That sucks dude. Total jacking block.

by Larry Finster December 29, 2009

Jarring

Another word for anoying

Ellie - bruv he his bare jarring

Mevah - innit fam. dickhead

by Chachachá November 3, 2019

Car jacking

1. Where someone takes your car at gun point.
2. Someone who drives a car and jacks off at the same time most often naked and wants everyone to see it.

1. I lost my car in a car jacking.
2. He likes to go out car jacking.

by The Fury 13 January 19, 2011

jerking on

The act of masturbating and failing to ejaculate.

Jerking on last night gave me blue balls.

by Blue Ballas of MTU April 10, 2009