Hand Jibber

Funnier, better term for Hand Job

Mackenzie gave Nick a hand jibber on the trampoline.

by RollTide January 23, 2013

jibber jabber

useless words, beating around the bush, talkin' out yer ass. annoying banter.

Stop all this jibber jabber about your ex!

by bacca rati May 13, 2002

hibber jibber

is what u say instead of swearing

oh shit.... no no no ... oh hibber jibber

by llooll May 14, 2009

short jabber

(noun) 1. A male who does not last long during sexual intercourse. 2. A person who ejaculates prematurely.

(verb) short jabbing The Act of prematurely ejaculating.

She said i last way longer than her last guy. I guess he was a short jabber.

by big.tee09 August 9, 2010

Premium Snow Jobber

The act of dipping your penis into snow and then reiciving head while warm water is tossled around in the cock suckers mouth.

Everyone wants a Premium Snow Jobber from the Posse Of The Dirty Dale.

by posseakat September 12, 2005

jabberwiki

a portmanteau of jabberwocky and Wikipedia.
1. a person whose attempts at witty conversation comes mostly from Wikipedia articles. 2. someone who monopolizes conversations with random trivia. 2. v. to bore the hell out of your friends by incessantly spouting unsubstantiated and useless facts.

1. Matt was such an annoying jabberwiki that his co-workers avoid his company.

2. "Tell your girl to go easy on the sauce, dude. Once she gets hammered she turns into a jabberwiki!"

3. "Who are you trying to impress, Larry? What you just said was pure, unadulterated jabberwiki!"

by Nickilicious January 16, 2008

blow jobber

A cheap and desperate female that is so starved for attention that she is quick to unzip a mans pants and inert his penis. These women usually have deflated self esteems and have bimbo names like Cristal or Jaimie.

That blow jobber was eager to orally please my husband.

by suhweetT November 1, 2013