jabberwiki 

a portmanteau of jabberwocky and Wikipedia.
1. a person whose attempts at witty conversation comes mostly from Wikipedia articles. 2. someone who monopolizes conversations with random trivia. 2. v. to bore the hell out of your friends by incessantly spouting unsubstantiated and useless facts.

1. Matt was such an annoying jabberwiki that his co-workers avoid his company.

2. "Tell your girl to go easy on the sauce, dude. Once she gets hammered she turns into a jabberwiki!"

3. "Who are you trying to impress, Larry? What you just said was pure, unadulterated jabberwiki!"

jabberwiki by Nickilicious January 16, 2008

jabberwoki 

a girl with more rolls then a bakery, and has side burns. Tends to eat like a beast

Anna Nicole Smith is a Jabberwoki

jabberwoki by d.Rev.Cs | juggernaut May 22, 2003

Backseat Jabberwockies 

Bizarre actions being done in the backseat of a car, the actions can range anywhere from straight up BOSSHARD (these actions are just barely Backseat Jabberwockies so they could instead be called ultra-instinct bruh moments), to 🅱osshard moments.

Friend 1: Bro this headass I know was doing some Backseat Jabberwockies the other day and literally ended up with his head up his ass

Friend 2: Bruh wtf how

Friend 1: Backseat Jabberwockies bro

Backseat Jabberwockies by Bruhfelia September 27, 2019

jabberwalkie 

An individual who makes non-evidential claims and walks (or continues talking) away in attempts of avoiding criticism.

Did you see that Westboro Baptist jabberwalkie dance around those questions?

jabberwalkie by Reliquary October 26, 2011

Jabberwalkie 

Any female, with large rounded breasts that have a tendency to bounce rhythmically as they walk.

'Look at that hot jabberwalkie coming towards us...' 'check out the jabberwalkie at 2 o'clock...'

From the slang words jabs meaning breasts and 'walkie' meaning walker.

- The first human jabberwalkie encounter occured in a restaurant on the island of Hvar, Croatia, September 2010 - Specimen X

Jabberwalkie by Curragh Crusader May 9, 2011

jabberwalkie 

a fatty, or rather large person

your mom is a jabberwalkie

jabberwalkie by Jack In Dabox March 9, 2007

Jabberwocki 

Portable clitoris.

Everytime I rub my jabberwocki, I get an orgasm.

Jabberwocki by Tapper October 24, 2003