Beard, Itchy Beard

Ways of saying, naaahh, that's fake or NAAAAHHH, that's HELLA fake.

Bob: Yo, I saw a flying saucer!

Steve: Beard!

Bob: No, dude, it was real and it had a bunch of guinea pigs falling out of it!

Steve: Itchy Beard!!!

Beard, Itchy Beard!

by Turdmeister69 March 16, 2020

itchy

irritation of the skin usually caused by dry skin cells

Alleriges give me itchy skin.

by Russ Man August 28, 2005

Ishyaboi

An east-coast term created from the words "It's your boy" often used as an introduction. The term can be used alone or followed by the boi's name.

"Ishyaboi Rob, come over tonight."

Answering the phone: "Hello?" "Yo ishyaboi, what you doin?"

by IshyaboiIC September 11, 2010

itchy butt

go to bed with itchy butt

wake up with smelly finger

: /

Didn't quite get around to the courtesy wipe.....now i gotta deal with itchy butt for the rest of the day

by CORNHOLIO! May 23, 2012

Itchy

A compliment, meaning cool, sick or nice.

Your outfit looks itchy today.
Yoooooo you look hella itchy!

by itchygirl123 March 21, 2019

Itchy Falcon

When you rub your erect penis on a females unshaven pubic hair, until the penis draws blood. You then ejacualte on the females stomach, and also wipe blood on top of the semen.

Person 1: Dude i totally gave Andrea the itchy falcon last night
Person 2: Holy shit bro! Thats's hot as dicks!

by Ronnie McCoy January 10, 2010

Ithyphallophobia

Fear of erect penises

Lindy has ithyphallophobia, so she's a lesbian.

by Seltar March 27, 2004