Iraqi Information Minister

to deny something bad's happening to you when it's obvious it is

Liar: Nope, no gay strippers here!
Policeman: Don't try to pull an Iraqi Information Minister on me, ya homo, it just smells like wang around here, damn!

by Alex April 9, 2003

Iraqi Information Minister

Blatantly lying while evidence is present to contradict what you're saying.

IIM: The infidels will die here, they're on their last legs!

*cameras show US and British troops rolling freely throughout the country*

by Irie April 10, 2003

iraqi road stompers

those sandels with the straps all over the place, that usauly old men wear.

dude, check out jakes iraqi road stompers, my dad has the same pair.

by thejeepguy93 March 4, 2008

iraqi desert bear

an elusive, endangered, majestic creature that dwells in the unsettled deserts of iraq.

Army POG- "Hey there Marine what happened to you?"

Salty Marine Grunt-"you ever try to fight an Iraqi Desert Bear?"

Army POG-"No"

Salty Marine Grunt- "Dont"

by gruntoif3 January 7, 2010

Iraqi lap dance

The act of cutting off a persons legs just above the knee and placing them on the individual's lap while he or she is in the sitting position to make it look like they are giving themselves a lap dance with their own legs.

dang, looks like this dead dude got an Iraqi lap dance.

by mr. douch Mcdouchy November 4, 2012

Israfiel

A wizarding noob who is terrible at being a wizarding noob.

Ew, Crash, don't be a Israfiel.

by miikey8 July 12, 2017

Iraqi mortar fire

When you tighten your girlfriends anus to a centimeter in diameter and make her take a bunch of laxatives. She then waits in the doggy position until the urge to shit arrives. Upon shitting, the poo will spray out and drop on the room like mortar fire, permanently damaging your carpet and her dignity.

Dude, I totally just made my girlfriend do the Iraqi mortar fire last night. We had to call in hazmat 10 minutes later.

by ducklicker456 February 26, 2021