instablunt

when you call up your weed man and simply order 1 or multiple pre-rolled blunts of the finest of green.

person1: yo man we need some tree

person2: yea but 7 eleven is all outta wraps!

person1: thats cool man, ill just call up my boy and snag an instablunt

by da king of pain February 3, 2009

Instablista

Burning yourself with something so hot that it instantly becomes a blister.

*burns self with caramel from caramel apple getting an instant blister* HOLY POO I GOT AN INSTABLISTA!!!

by TayNation July 11, 2010

Install Gentoo

Much like the blinker fluid prank for car noobs, “Install Gentoo” is a prank for people who don’t know how a computer works.

Gentoo is a Linux distribution, which by default, is just a command line. This definitely throws the computer illiterate for a loop, and the computer gurus laugh at you.

<n00b>: My computer is running slow and hot, what should I do?
<nerd>: Install Gentoo.

by KomputerKid June 1, 2022

Instabaked

When one becomes instantly high after inhaling a large amount of marijuana smoke.

Instantly Baked... "Instabaked!"

1-"That was a huge toke, dude!"
2-"Yeah. I'm fucking instabaked!"

by Juggernazi October 17, 2008

instafail

immediate fail within 0.01 seconds of trying

law class = instafail

by mynameisbender February 4, 2010

instabanger

when an outfit/style is ready to get a lot of likes on instagram. Another way to say fashionable

Kendra is wearing a really nice street fashion.

"Damn, Kendra your outfit is an instabanger"

by loyaldonutss June 19, 2018

Instabang

The act of obtaining the phone number of a female that you have never personally met, spitting game, and eventually meeting and having sexual intercourse with her. Some believe that this is much more satisfying than actually meeting someone and having a one night stand. It also makes for a great story.

Me: (sends picture of hot girl to friend)

Friend: who is that

Me: this chick I've been talking to that I'm going to hopefully instabang very soon.

by @meedy_baby follow April 26, 2014