by Rotary Lyfe December 30, 2009
Get the inucada mug.When one man uses his mouth, throat, stomach, and other digestive organs to keep another mans semen alive for days or weeks at a time.
Shaun doesn’t have children. Yes, he does. There’s billions living in his stomach right now. He is a walking incubaker.
by SirDunksAlot December 10, 2020
Get the Incubaker mug.The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with a psychotic narcissist (@incubator) who plays victim, while simultaneously driving a new Jeep and spending money on her multiple paramours. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actually supporting your children, the incubator tax is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Paying your incubator tax does not guarantee you any contact or custody of your child, as incubators are known to groom and alienate children against their fathers.
Keith's ex Jenny won't let him see his kid, but she went to court to have them issue him an order to pay her every month in incubator tax so she can make her Jeep payment.
by Vigilante Dad April 29, 2023
Get the Incubator Tax mug.Opposite of "sperm donor", an incubator is a semi-sentient hominid that has unprotected sexual relations with its partner and serves as host for the resulting conception. 9 months later the incubator's job is finished and it really should be separated from the offspring and released back into the wild, but in many cases it develops a form of psychosis which causes it to have an unhealthy trauma-bond with the offspring and turn viciously on the baby's father, leading to actions which result in the incubator being rewarded for its disgusting actions and given "child support", better known as "incubator tax".
by Vigilante Dad April 29, 2023
Get the Incubator mug.Just as "education" means "to lead from darkness into the light," as semanticians consider it, so "inducation" means to lead from light into darkness, which best represents the work of inducators in our schools and universities.
Harvard, Cambridge, Oxford, and other inducation establishments of the world.
Prof. Umbridge, the great inducator.
Establishing boarding schools, dedicated to the crime of inducation.
Opposing philosophies of education and inducation.
A child's inducation begins aged 5; the dying of the light.
Prof. Umbridge, the great inducator.
Establishing boarding schools, dedicated to the crime of inducation.
Opposing philosophies of education and inducation.
A child's inducation begins aged 5; the dying of the light.
by anonymous August 4, 2024
Get the Inducation mug.N: A woman who carried a baby but doesn't care for them
Ie: JJNYCOLEXO on fb and tiktok.
Example: 7 kids but doesn't care for any of them. She uses them for financial gain and clout but ignores their basic needs over year own.
Ie: JJNYCOLEXO on fb and tiktok.
Example: 7 kids but doesn't care for any of them. She uses them for financial gain and clout but ignores their basic needs over year own.
by Give'mhell October 17, 2023
Get the Incubator mug.To raise or nurture someone of the opposite gender into having feelings for you or wanting to do sexual activities with you.
by TeyPskii December 3, 2024
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