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Hyannisport

The ultimate Summer Vacation Spot. It is hidden between Hyannis and Craigville. So small that when all the parents go to parties the teenagers are free to raid their booze cabinets and have house parties every night. Out on the pier teens have parties and give blow jobs to each other. All the kids attend prep and boarding schools mostly in New England. All of the kids are preppy and always well dressed. All families living in hyannisport belong to no less than two of the three Clubs, The West Beach club, the Hyannisport golf club, and the Hyannis Port Yacht Club. The kids are all exceedingly good at all Water Sports, tennis, Golf, and especially sailing. The adults have all made big money and care to spend it on their many trips to nantucket and parties that occur almost every night. almost all of the women are clad in Lily Pulitzer and Jack Rogers everyday. Among the families are the Kennedys and the Shrivers giving Hyannisport a celebrity feel. Arnold Schwartzenegger and Ted Kennedy always enjoyed visits to their beloved vacation spot. But when the summer ends everyone leaves and Hyannis port becomes a ghostown haunted by the teenagers who have died of stupid dares, binge drinking and drug overdose in the summer months
Guy 1: Wanna come to the pier tonight at the Hyannisport yacht club?
Guy 2: Ya sure all our parents are at the Civic assosiation meeting. Tell everyone to take three beers and a water bottle full of Vodka. It will be great.

Sailor 1: those hyannis girls are so obnoxious
Sailor 2: It is just because they want to be us

Teddy Kennedy III: Wanna come out on my Grandpa's boat, the Mya.
Girl: Uhh yeah sure, wait the senators?
by Hyannisportguy735 October 27, 2011
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Henna

The most beautiful, humorous, and outgoing girl you’ll ever meet. Henna is very mysterious and hard to get. She is one with many talents, and you’ll never find another girl like her. If you have a Henna, you are very lucky.
OMG who is that girl?! 😍”
“That’s Henna
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henny sipper

One who sips straight Henny, usually over the rocks(ice) and out of a small 4 to 6 ounce glass.
"Teflon is the material for the imperial.. mic ripper, girl stripper, the Henny Sipper.."

Lame Friend: "Damn, you've been drinkin Hennessy for 7 hours now and you seem fine!"
TZ: "Oh Hell yeah, just call me the Henny Sipper.."
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Heyenn

A type of quiet kid who sits by the window in class

Is genuinely kind if you're kind to him/her, but will end you if you mess with them(or their friends)
Guys who sit by the window are usually heyenn.
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hennessey venom gt

A fast car capable of reaching 268 Miles per hour.Built and made in texas which means texas shits on all the other states and makes us better. ONLY AMERICAN super car that won a Guinness world record and faster than a bugatti. So really all the other states cant talk shit
Bugatti : my car is the fastest made car in the worldz!! Hennessey: surprise motherfucka Hennessey venom gt blows right past the bugatti. bugatti in awe da fuq just happen?
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Henning

A person with a big cock.
Gift from gods
He's dick is so big he's name must be Henning.
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Hennething

–noun hen-ee-thing :

The resulting activities and behaviors a person (woman) will engage in after becoming drunk off of Hennessy; cognac product of Jas Hennessy & Co.
I know she seems uptight now, but shes never tried this shit! Gimme half an hour with her and me, an this bottle of Henney will get her to do just about Hennething.
by almostandalways November 27, 2010
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