Hortonized

To give a ridiculously spectacular beatdown to a person.

"He talked so much shit for so long, then before you know it he got straight Hortonized."

by The Last Shot Caller October 5, 2007

Tim Horton's

Located throughout Canada, Tim Horton's locales are the unofficial HQ for the VPD and other Canadian police.

Canadian criminal: I can't sleep, what shall we do?
Visitor criminal: let's rob a Tim Horton's, they're always open!
Canadian criminal: hahahaha!
Visitor criminal: .. no?

by jimleanbeefbean June 28, 2009

joseph horton

Who i am rn

Im Joseph horton. People lime this are sweat and loves cuddles but also love sex and they double!

Girl 1: have you seen Joseph horton. He is the sweat and he loves cuddles.

Girl 2: ikr I would love to date him

by Josephofthe12yearolds April 18, 2021

Horton

Horton is a word to describe people who are large in the pants.

Boy1: look at that guy he's not even hung and its bigger than mine.
Boy2: yeah he's a Horton .

by hortino4 January 24, 2008

Horton

That blue elephant from Dr.Seusses' Horton hears a who.

Happy Horton feels really happy when he's horny and got it goin on. He honks his horny horn at whory hairy homo hookers who hop around the room. He happily eats his Hostess HoHos at Hooters. The End.

by Gigglehead May 8, 2008

Tim Hortons

T im
H ortons
C offee

Wake and bake

Gotta get me some TCH Tim Hortons Coffee

by im1uponu February 3, 2010

Tim Hortons

A coffe and baked goods chain based in Canada.

Wanna go to Tim Hortons?

by Anonymous March 24, 2003