by Throwaway174618 September 6, 2021
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Madison was holding in her shit so long waiting in line for the bathroom, that she did a hungarian howitzer and freaked everyone out.
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by crank April 20, 2005
Get the ham howitzer mug.Within a warm façade that blends into the museums and townhouses of Manhattan's Upper East Side, the young women of The Hewitt School are the center of an educational program that encourages independent thought and creativity. . .
BUT CUTTING TO THE CHASE, We Hewitt girls are NOT the hoes or sluts people from other private schools deem us to be. We are just as smart AND RICH AND HOT as those other dolls from Spence,Chapin,etc; and we're JUST as smart. We just know how to party better. AND, we attract the boys at all the parties =)Also, our athletics and academics are off the CHAIN.We end up being pretty successful and the MISS INDEPENDENT(s) that other all girl private schools envy.
BUT CUTTING TO THE CHASE, We Hewitt girls are NOT the hoes or sluts people from other private schools deem us to be. We are just as smart AND RICH AND HOT as those other dolls from Spence,Chapin,etc; and we're JUST as smart. We just know how to party better. AND, we attract the boys at all the parties =)Also, our athletics and academics are off the CHAIN.We end up being pretty successful and the MISS INDEPENDENT(s) that other all girl private schools envy.
Browning Guy:"Did you go to the party last night that The Hewitt School hosted?"
Collegiate Guy: "Hell yeah, you know those Hewitt girls party hard."
"Is that a Hewitt Girl?"
"Yeah"
"What college does she go to?"
"I dunno. probably an ivy."
IN A NUTSHELL: "HEWITT GIRLS DO IT BETTER."
Collegiate Guy: "Hell yeah, you know those Hewitt girls party hard."
"Is that a Hewitt Girl?"
"Yeah"
"What college does she go to?"
"I dunno. probably an ivy."
IN A NUTSHELL: "HEWITT GIRLS DO IT BETTER."
by HotHewittChick October 16, 2008
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Get the Hotitty mug.1. Jackson Hewitt Tax Service Inc. is the second largest tax preparation service in the United States; responsible for preparing over 2.2 million computerized federal, state, and local individual income tax returns each year. Based in Parsippany, New Jersey, the company currently operates more than 5,802 franchise outlets and 724 owned offices, in 48 states and the District of Columbia.
2. The euphoric dance people do when they find out they are receiving a large sum of money. This euphoria is mainly due to tax returns, but can be from any source such as lottery winnings, lawsuits,paternity,etc.
2. The euphoric dance people do when they find out they are receiving a large sum of money. This euphoria is mainly due to tax returns, but can be from any source such as lottery winnings, lawsuits,paternity,etc.
1. Jackson Hewitt helped me do my taxes online and I found I'm gettin $4,500 back on my federals.
2. When Joe discovered he won the million dollar lottery, he did the jackson hewitt right in the middle of the Kum and Go.
2. When Joe discovered he won the million dollar lottery, he did the jackson hewitt right in the middle of the Kum and Go.
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