hobbit cock

a penis that is so hairy that the hair even grows upwards on the shaft of the penis

related to the fact that in the movie version of Lord Of The Rings, the hobbits had thick body hair on top of their feet and on top of their hands

"so i was gonna go south of the border, but no no no!
he had some MAJOR hobbit cock action going on!
as soon as he does some serious manscaping then we'll be good to go!"

by sam madsen July 6, 2007

hoobin doobin

When a situation arives that is so awesome it can't be described, the term hoobin doobin may be applied

Dude 1: Dude, last night was like I dont know.

Dude 2: Dude it was fuking hoobin doobin

by A bored ass mother fucker December 9, 2009

hobizzly

A cross between a hobo and a grizzly bear, usually very forceful when asking for change.

Eric: dude did you see that hobizzly back there?
Laquisa: ya man he almost ripped that bitch's arm off.

by crazy cracka May 13, 2008

HOBITY JOBITY

A WAY OF EXPRESSING YOUR SELF IN AN EXCITING WAY

HOBITY JOBITY I WON THE GAME!!!!!!! yag si revilO

by HOBITY JOBITY December 2, 2020

Hobbit's Leaf

A slang term referring to Cannabis commonly known as pot or weed.

"Man can I get some hobbit's leaf from you later tonight?"

by Jason Nelson April 3, 2006

hobbit bob

Misunderstood term when attempting to say "Harvard Bar" in a bad Boston accent while quoting Good Will Hunting.

You: "so this is a Haah-vahhd Bah, huh? ... I thought there would be equations on the wall"

Friend: "Hobbit bob? What the fuck is a hobbit bob?"

by deviousrlm October 21, 2009

Hobbit Crotch

Having an excess amount of hair on or around ones private region, to the point of being comparable to a hobbit's feet.

Josh exposed his hobbit crotch to Lacee, who promptly got out of his car and vomited on her shoes.

by Chikaleen March 30, 2007