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Hipster Death

Sudden and/or unexpected death caused by failing to take into consideration one's surroundings and environment in the pursuit of being cool.
Jamie and his hipster friends were jamming with their acoustic guitars in the street in Pamplona during the running of the bulls. They died a hipster death.

John had his loose toque pulled down too low over his eyes when he went for a walk. He wandered right into the middle of the street and was hit by a car which resulted in his hipster death
by poopie butt August 20, 2012
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Hipsterection

The result of a hipster being heavily aroused. Generally the result of Ray-Ban sunglasses, scarves, finding music on Youtube with less than 2,000 views, Pabst Blue Ribbon, etc.
"When I listened to Youth Lagoon's new album, I got a major hipstererection."

"When I heard their song on the radio I totally lost my hipsterection."
by TheDude321 May 7, 2013
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Expat Hipster

Someone who has lived abroad for so long that while technically American, they feel they are as cool as the locals. Originally coined by D.K.
When you are walking down the street in Dushanbe and give another American "the nod", if they totally blow you off; that is an Expat Hipster.
by babablacksmith December 2, 2011
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Retro Hipster

A person like a hipster but is behind the curve. Their interests were once hipster, then mainstream, and have now faded away from popularity.
Sophie's listening to Rage Against the Machine
Wow that's so Retro Hipster
by Airhead3333 March 1, 2015
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Hipster

A middle class or rich kid who dresses like a hobo. They are plagued with Alanis Morissette syndrome which makes them misunderstand and fail at being "ironic". Hipsters claim to reject the mainstream and sadly have no idea just how mainsteam they really are.
by LaylaLegs July 8, 2012
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aging hipsters

Kraftwerk-listening, craft beer-drinking poseurs of a certain age. They dress their toddlers in Ramones t-shirts and jam their middle-aged spread into low-rise skinny jeans.
Those aging hipsters were complaining about the noise at last night's hardcore show.
by Mr. Weebitzy December 30, 2011
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Pitchfork Hipster

The Pitchfork Hipster is usually a male around 16-20 years of age who relies solely on Pitchfork Media for music news. Any review garnering high scores on the web site is an instant new favorite, and vice versa. The Pitchfork Hipster usually has no conception of music criticism or taste, and relies on the opinions of a vaguely defined "expert" to guide them to music they "like."
Ironically, the Pitchfork Hipster usually employs an elitist attitude towards other music listeners, assuming that knowledge of the "largest indie music website on the internet" gives them free reign to deride the music listening habits of others.
Anthony is a wanna-be Pitchfork Hipster. All his recently acquired music is rated highly by Pitchfork. He feigns a wide-reaching musical barometer, despite the fact that he has no conception of the genre, techniques, style, or history of any independent musical group.
by CouldBAnyone December 6, 2006
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