Handpantsa

One who slaps "bitches" with oven mits; the act of slapping a"bitch" with an oven mit (a noun labeling men specifically a verb carried out by men toward women)

David was known as a handpantsa to all his old girlfriends; He hand-pantsa-ed the shit out of Angela

by tossibean November 26, 2013

Victorian Handbag

Victorian Handbag
1.Whilst having sex, the vagina is clenched shut so as to not permit entry or re-entry into said vagina.
2. Allowing someone to finger your vagina but not allowing them to penetrate you with their penis

Dude, I thought I was going to go all the way with Sarah last night but she kept pulling the Victorian Handbag on me!

by SexSexSexSex! September 6, 2010

Mississippi Handbag

a men sticks his nuts, (balls) under a women's armpit.

Mississippi Handbag term was used in Fan Boys the movie 2009

by the force is with me June 16, 2009

handbag branch

Some random thing that Harry styles tweeted that doesn't make any sense.

Dude Harry styles just tweeted "handbag branch" you think that means he's gay?

by Neighbourhood October 30, 2015

handbag

1. To shove or push someone in the face. Unlike striking.

No punches were thrown, only some handbags.

by nocturnal January 3, 2005

Handbagger Helper

During lovemaking, a guy tells his female partner that he is unable to finish and makes up an excuse if needed. Then, while his partner is getting cleaned up, or just not paying attention, he blows his load in her purse for her to find at a later time.

This guy I was with last night totally left me a handbagger helper.

by Rahvihn March 23, 2004

Asian Handbag

When a person pays a substantial amount of money for a prostitute only to find that she is actually a transvestite. This is in reference to purchasing an allegedly authentic handbag and discovering it is an Asian counterfeit.

When Curt went to Vegas on business he paid mad coin for an exotic hooker but wound up with an Asian Handbag.

by MisterDave June 25, 2009