by Anonymous April 14, 2003
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He loves to play vidoe games and listen to Music most of the day.
He has a half rare disease and a great friend on Instagram called Janus
He loves to play vidoe games and listen to Music most of the day.
He has a half rare disease and a great friend on Instagram called Janus
by JayDogMadFresh April 7, 2021
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Others form can very but are most likely random shitty and occasionally disrespectful pickup-lines that for no subtle reason should ever in any occurring universe work... But they do.
Others form can very but are most likely random shitty and occasionally disrespectful pickup-lines that for no subtle reason should ever in any occurring universe work... But they do.
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"Can i lay my head on your thighs while you breastfeed me?"
"1 2 3, your pants below your knees, 4 5 sex?"
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"I am hot, ur a thot. Lets bang!"
"Can i lay my head on your thighs while you breastfeed me?"
"1 2 3, your pants below your knees, 4 5 sex?"
by The Rizzelante February 24, 2023
Get the Haakon Rizz mug.A hambot is a burger with no bread that's pretty retarded. Just like a HAM but you usually call someone a hambot when they're just being extra stupid and slow wether that has to do with making money or using common sense.
That kid Gilbert’s a hambot. He's flexing fake designer on the gram and he tried selling that shit to me.
by Highest Burner October 4, 2023
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by DoItNowNotLater August 9, 2016
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by princevitae September 15, 2003
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