A haystack

A person trying to act like an imposing authority figure

The guy wanted me stop, so I said "what are you a haystack?"

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Halfstache

1) Half of a moustache and/or beard. Preferably the left half is kept and the right half is shaved.

Dude, the halfstache is the most innovative thing of our time. It looks sweet!

by Ian B. Line March 27, 2007

Haystack

When a man or woman's ass hair is so unruly and long that it tangles and prevents penetration or pooping.

You should've seen Wyatt's haystack last night. My dick got tangled in it.

by Seamypick July 11, 2016

Haystack

Thick white girl, with blonde hair, who dates black guys.

That haystack has a boxfan booty!

by NurseRatchett March 5, 2018

halftrack

a lightly armored military vehicle having tracks in the rear for power and conventional wheels in front for steering.

this thing owns you, kiddies.

by folken February 5, 2003

Halfback

A flight where you fly over your destination to an airport out of the way to change planes and fly to your destination.

Man1:"I am flying from Pittsburgh to Atlanta, then changing planes to fly back northward to Asheville."

Man2: "So your doing a halfback."

by Tskillet June 14, 2009

irish haystack

A woman's pubic region which is overgrown, crusty, and smelly, which resembles a batch of thin, french-fried onions.

Saturday night I hooked up with this hot redhead from the bar. As I peeled off her panties, her Irish haystack brought tears to my eyes.

by Michael Christopher January 15, 2006