haggard

1. Busted ass or broken
2. a movie prduced/directed ny Bam

dude your car is so haggard!

by Jake May 13, 2005

Merle Haggard

a sucker punch, especially one that knocks somebody out cold.

It's also a Merle Haggard if your friend pretends to check on the unconscious victim and instead starts delivering a fury of vicious blows to the already injured person.

Inspired by the true story of a bar room brawl involving Merle Haggard, his first wife, a bandmate, and a really big, bad, mean fellow.

I didn't have a chance against that huge goon, so I played it cool until he turned his back on me, then I gave that sorry motherfucker a Merle Haggard like he's never seen. Then my friend gave him a Merle Haggard after he was already knocked out cold.

by Sargent Soul Spank August 2, 2010

haggard

hag·gard adj.

Appearing worn and exhausted; gaunt.
Wild or distraught in appearance.
Wild and intractable. Used of a hawk in falconry.

That dude is haggard.

by Sqwash May 13, 2005

haggarty

to do something insane or really sick, to perform a trick that makes people "cream in there pants"

"John, that crankflip double peg was fucking haggarty"

by torrance dodge May 17, 2005

Haggard

Worn out, Beat up, Used, Ripped, Untamed, Torn, Dirty. Haggard is a clothing style(worn flannel shirt, dark ripped jeans, torn vans slipons, old pair of aviator glasses.) Having Napppy long untamed hair, a beard, and an eye patch with a bottle of booz also aids in being haggard. 'Haggard' is also a movie by Bam Margera, and Ted Haggard is a Preacher and newsman (although he is far from haggard).

Becky: Did you see Bryans outfit today? So gross, hes wearing all old & ripped clothes- his hairs a mess and he has food in his beard.

Lucy: Yeah tht kids fuckin haggard!

by Bryan Flark January 27, 2009

haggard ass

Something that is ghetto, mankey or old.

Dude, that's the most Haggard Ass pair of pants I've ever seen.

by Cass. March 26, 2005

Haggard Old Badger

Derogitory Term used to define young or old person, who has a bitchy/asshole/douche bag/ personality and or attitude towards younger folk, and they are in dire need of getting laid. More often then not they are extremely un-attractive character.

Dude, your mom is such a Haggard Old Badger

by Fandral, Volstagg, Sif October 15, 2011