Helly Hansen

A sportswear brand. Makes you hella handsome

Helly Hansen makes me hella handsome
As they lend a helping hand son
Because honesty and integrity are part of their corporate policy
As I sail the seven seas, Helly Hansen makes it a breeze

by LilDrapesOfficial December 8, 2019

Hasenpfeffer

To grab your sexual partner by the ears from behind while in a "doggy style" position in order to provide more force per thrust. Hasenpfeffer is also a meal made out of rabbit, hence its use to grab the other person by their bunny ears. Can be used as a noun or verb.

1. Amy came over last night, and she was horny as hell. I hasenpfeffered her like an ape-man!
2. Hey, want me to give you the hasenpfeffer!?

by Mary Melee February 28, 2015

Chris Hansen

The host of Dateline NBC's, To Catch A Predator; a smug bastard.

If you see this man in a house that isn't yours, then you can pretty much count on yourself going to jail.

He will not believe that you just wanted to play video games.

Chris Hansen - Would you like to explain to me what you're doing here?
Pedophile #1 - I...umm...I'm just here to play video games.

Chris Hansen - So what's going on here?
Pedophile #2 - I would just like to go home, sir.

by disc.inc. December 20, 2010

helly hansen

the pimpinest brand ever
fuckin expensive but not preppy.
sponsors some kickass snowboarders like Nico Droz

did u see baller ben rockin that helly hansen hoodie today... damn that kid is hella hot

by TOB fo eva January 25, 2005

Van Heusen

1. a male shirt and tie company

2. the last name of a very sexy dutch man

1. That shirt must be a Van Heusen.

2. Van Heusen has one bangin bod.

by marsinyourpants December 8, 2010

Haubenreich

Member of an ever-expanding clan of engineers, teachers, chefs, world travelers and all-around amazing people. Emanating from a small town in Bavaria, members of the Haubenreich clan have, in recent years, colonized many parts of the United States and have made forays into every continent of the globe, including Antarctica. Although known for their general good nature, hospitality, rational thinking and cuisine, as well as strikingly beautiful eyes and smiles, one will know a true Haubenreich by a signature overly-eager affirmative response when asked, "Did I say your name right?"

Can be used as a verb when referring to aquatic safety

Can be used as an adjective to describe a propensity towards erudite elocution, logic, or delectable comestibles

Classmate: Hey, Haubenreich, how'd you do on the final?
Haubenreich: You don't want to know.
Classmate: (snatching paper) One hundred ten PLUS extra credit?
Haubenreich: (shrugs) The professor asked me to write the exam.
Classmate: (disgusted)

Don't swim into the boaters' area or you'll get Haubenreiched!

No, darling, Webster's has it wrong, we'll go with the Haubenreich pronunciation.

(after dining on fresh pasta with pesto) Now THAT was Grandmother Haubenreich!

by chryscallys February 3, 2010

hansenish

A behavior that is almost clever in the short term, but in the long run is self destructive and foolish. Known for weaseling, irrelevance, and trolling people who would be friends.

We were once close friends, but years of hansenish facebook posts make me wonder about that guy. weasel troll

by Grumpalactic December 9, 2017