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Gaper Delay

When an Anus is prolapsed or left gaping open from a large cock or object insertion, the amount of time it takes to close back up is the Gaper Delay!!
Dude, when I pulled the Nerf Football out of my girlfriends ass, she had a severe Gaper Delay!!
by AD218 August 28, 2008
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gaper

A person found at ski resorts that:
1. is not from anywhere near the resort
2. Looks like an idiot on the mountain and takes gigantic turns on flat cat tracks
3. is totally oblivious to the fact that they look like an idiot and are skiing icy bumps directly under the lift when there is powder stashed all over mountain, or stashed in the trees right next to them.

Known for the "gaping" space between their hat and goggles.
Oh no! its presidents day weekend? The gapers will be out in full swing putting up yard sales.
by zillaman February 26, 2007
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Gxpert

phonetically: Ge'x-pert

noun
1. Common brand of retroactive dolphin hormone treatment
2. Secret difficulty in Konami's "Dance Dance Revolution" and "Beatmania" titles. Unlocked by being "totally awesome."
Dude you unlocked Gxpert! TOTALLY AWESOME!!1oneone
by Teh Gxpert July 24, 2007
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GYERO

Get Your Everlovin' Random On - an ever growing movement on internet message boards in which posters string the most random thoughts together in one thread. It's a lot like Seinfeld meets Jim Rome meets message board. Originally started on Catspause.com by a group known as the Wodie Crew, the movement has recently gone global to other internet sites.
Example GYERO entries:

*Never had a Jaegerbomb till yesterday. Bad times later.

*Reggie Bush EEK^1000

** Finished reading Augusta, by Steve Eubanks. Pretty weak book, but...

* Way too much to drink last night, oh well....

* Miami and Alabama's losses looked like it opened up the at-large BCS Berth for Ohio State

* Great games yesterday; how can Bush have 550 total yards, and USC still only wins by 8; Fresno's 2 losses: USC and Oregon
by TXWildcat97 July 23, 2008
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gyprat

a cross breed between a gypo and a rat. The gyprat is a dirty beeing usualy looking like they are homeless.

Can be found in the N.Ireland location
Jonny: "Ere Maggs fancy some bucky mixed with some westcoast cooler?"
Maggs "Na jonny only gyprats drink that piss"
by Jonny Matthews May 21, 2008
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gaper

"That girl had a massive gaper" "did she?" "yh mate fanny like a yawning hippo"
by high4lifeXx April 16, 2015
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Guyper

He is wearing a guyper so he doesn't soil himself.
by CrawlE August 16, 2016
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