Gramping

Golfing with grandpa

I went gramping today

by Shaycuterie February 28, 2021

Minion Groping

The act of stroking a toy minion to get sexual satisfaction

Man that minion groping was the shit

by Jeopardymama February 2, 2020

Grumping

To be actively grumpy, in such a way that the person in question is actively making an effort to be grumpy and, moreover, express that grumpiness.

Dude: Harrumph. Grr. I'm so grumpy.
Guy: Dude, why are you grumping like that?

by BTKD March 15, 2011

Glomping

1. Embracing someone for a long period of time.
2. Milkin'a hug

You were really glomping that hug from that girl at the party weren't you?

by jwc2raven January 13, 2009

grumping

Johnson's slow, angry and sad behavior when he's grumpy.

"Why does he seems depressed today?"
"He's just grumpy. He does it really well, too. I woke up today, planning to be grumpy, but it just didn't work out."
"Okay, he's grumping his way over; we can leave now."

by abalone gyro April 23, 2004

malibooby groping

when you threaten to grab their booby but then grab both knee caps and squeeze very tightly and rough and scream "I'VE GOT YOUR MALIBOOBIES!" and then laugh until you end up grabbing the actual boobs because you became friends with bennifits. Rory is the intelligent person that eats Chinese and everyone's maliboobies, he created this and Jaron and Hayley were there to witness it for the first time

some guy name rory: i'm gonna grab your boobies!
some random chick or man (we don't judge) "NOOOOO"
rory: "HAHA I have your MAIIBOOBIES!"
malibooby groping

by billy Annon April 24, 2019

That's Groping

Something that's not to your liking.

"We didn't catch one fish all night, That's Groping."

My friend and I were running late for a concert and he said, "That's Groping."

by Fisherman Dave April 18, 2019