Golfed

A word used to decribe a person or team, after they were defeated in competition.

We loss, it was a blowout, our team got golfed.

by Tyrell Smith November 1, 2004

golfer

An individual with dark skin. A black person.

As heard on the Opie and Anthony show on XM channel 202.

Watch out for that golfer!!!

by TVL April 13, 2005

golfers alzheimers

A condition in which a golfer, when recalling how many strokes they had on the hole, can omit ceratain strokes from memory.
A person with this condition will forget that first drive that they sliced into the woods or the third shod that hit the bunker wall and rolled back to where it was previously. Unfortunately, the condition is tough to kick. It is also difficult to remind a person who is affected about a shot. Having the condition is often funny when reminded of a shot.

Golfer: hey phil, what did you have on that hole?

Golfer w/ GA: Uhh.. (looks forward, points once, twice, three times, and a fourth) I had a four.

Golfer: Oh. Good hole. Wait a sec, your first shot was OB. You had a six.

Golfer w/ GA: Umm... wasn't that last hole?

Golfer: No, that was this hole, you definately have golfers alzheimers. Haha

by nastynnas September 10, 2009

golfer

Slang for lesbian, comes from the fact that many WPGA golfers are lesbians

That butch chick is a total golfer.

by Leeny Powers September 13, 2005

golfer

A black person. An African-American.

That Swedish supermodel married a golfer?

by TVL November 3, 2004

midnight golfer

someone who chases balls in the dark, or likes to putt in the rough. A homsexual male.

Yo, I don't care what you say -- any dude who cries at the end of Brokeback Mountain is a midnight golfer for sure.

by the avi February 2, 2006

Grolled

Slang, usually past-tense, for ejaculation. Many say it originated with fans of the Foo-Fighters (possibly may have even started with Nirvana) probably in reference to the expression of frontman Dave Grohl when performing, as his intensity resembles that of a person having an orgasm. While this origin is disputed, many say the word just sounds appropriate for the act, which most likely explains why it caught on.

Dude, I can't believe it! That stripper took me in for a private dance, and I freaking grolled in my pants!

by Bo Newport January 31, 2010