griffin

fake cowboy 🤠 yee yee!!

only griffin’s wear fake cowboy boots 😃

by funtimesarefun March 13, 2019

griffinitis

An irrecoverable condition marked by impulsive and prolonged lying. Generally, the subject matter is almost nonsensical and obviously bogus. The sufferer often uses this condition to make himself/herself appear supperior to others and at other times does it for no apparent reason.

John: "Wouldn't it be funny to drive a semi-truck to school?"
Justin (Griffinitis sufferer): "My dad already bought me one to drive whenever I ditch my learner's permit. I already put on some pimp spinners and it has a kickass system."

by Mr. Dandy July 15, 2006

Griffinated

When you ask a series of questions to confuse someone in response to a question they asked you or something you don't fell comfortable answering

Leslie asked me out so i griffinated her so she would forget what she asked.

Jeremy asked me what i thought so i griffinated him to have some fun.

by hahahahahahahahahahahaheheheho March 8, 2009

GRIFFIN

A Griffin never does anything. He accepts that he is useless.

Griffin is...

by Gryphon1269 May 17, 2018

Griffin

When you let your best friend fuck your wife.

Hey bro can I Griffin your wife?

by Griffin4 June 25, 2020

Griffin

A Retarded dumb fuck who can’t kick a field goal to save his life.and also has a small dick

Griffin tried to suck his own balls.

by Hdbdidnd November 17, 2018

Griffin

Griffin is an absolutely amazing person. He’s funny, sweet, cute, and is loving to everyone he knows. He loves cars, mountains, and dogs, especially Hemi. I love him for who he is and I would never trade him for anyone. He’s super good at cuddling you during movies, or laughing with you while playing quiplash. He’s definitely the type to say “don’t talk to me, i haven’t had my coffee yet” but after he’s had it he is the sweetest most lovable person ever. He’s such an important person to me and I never wanna let go of him. I’m so glad he loves me, because I wouldn’t want that from anyone else. Thank you Griffin❤️ I love you

Wow, your with Griffin!? Your so lucky!

by bigppeve6969 April 30, 2020