Anyone over the age of thirty that faithfully watches and gets overly excited about the show "Glee".
Dave: "Dude! I can't wait for tonight's show! Brittany is doing Britney! I'm Gleeking out! Can I hang out and watch the show in your room with the other Gleeks? I'll make the popcorn!"
Ariel: "DAD! GROSS! You are such a Gleezer! Why don't you get a grip and go watch Dancing with the Stars in the living room with Mom?"
Ariel: "DAD! GROSS! You are such a Gleezer! Why don't you get a grip and go watch Dancing with the Stars in the living room with Mom?"
by Mizjames December 6, 2010
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by Sica22 November 3, 2005
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A nutty geezer tends to be something with a dench name like Patrick, Lawrence or Kyle.
A nutty geezer tends to be something with a dench name like Patrick, Lawrence or Kyle.
by the nutty geezer March 12, 2015
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A stereotypical greener will have dreads, dress like a homeless person, smell like a wet dog who just smoked a pack of clove cigarettes, and live off of their mommies and daddies. In reality most greeners are very nice, clean, upstanding members of the community, their reputations are just sullied by the dirty hippies who are majoring in pottery.
A stereotypical greener will have dreads, dress like a homeless person, smell like a wet dog who just smoked a pack of clove cigarettes, and live off of their mommies and daddies. In reality most greeners are very nice, clean, upstanding members of the community, their reputations are just sullied by the dirty hippies who are majoring in pottery.
Girl: "What's the quickest way to starve a greener?"
Guy:"I don't know."
Girl:"Hide their mom's credit card under a bar of soap."
Guy:"I don't know."
Girl:"Hide their mom's credit card under a bar of soap."
by jklmno February 23, 2009
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As I entered the store, I was approached by the walmart greeter. Our eyes met for only a moment, but it was enough to see the deep, painful hopelessness in his gaze. Whoever the person he used to be had died long ago, leaving a spent shell, an automaton. An emotionless drone pretending to be a human being. "Good morning." he said to me. In subtext he might as well have said "Please kind stranger, kill me and end my existence, for I have not the strength to do it myself." Pity stayed my hand, and I made a mental note to avoid Walmart at all cost.
by weasel1969 July 6, 2010
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by t-moniez August 7, 2010
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