somewhat-a-globular

A state of mind where one is confused or disorientatated about one's psychological, physical, geographical, social, and/or professional state

"What's this? Where am I? What's going on? Oh no..I'm feeling somewhat-a-globular" said the child as he woke up to find an old fisherman buying fish in front of him.

by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007

gooball

A ball-shaped mass of oats, honey, granola, various cereals, sometimes chocolate, grahmcracker, and anything else that is tasty. Real gooballs contain ganja, though some people try to rip you off. Usual price, $5, sometimes 2 for 5. Really tasety

Man, that dank gooball really messed me up!

by Subeej March 31, 2003

Goobered

Being overly intoxicated shit-faced

Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man...

by Phil Miller October 9, 2006

goobatron

A real idiot who fails every thing that is atempted. And stangley enjoys the mockery that comes with being a Grade A goobatron!

Hey goobatron way to fuck up! Again!

by Tink September 8, 2003

goobae

Goo-bae (goo-ba (silent e))
derived from the greek word 'goo' meaning mushed-up or messed-up. Commonly used to describe people with mental retardation problems. This word is very frequently used amongst wogs. Wogs are European settlers who settled in Australia. You are most likely going to hear the word if you go the Fountain Gate or Lygon street.

Synonyms
Poomba
Dill
Retard
Nutter
Not-all-there
A-bit-off
James-Venning

1st wog
"Did you see Ronaldo's goal last night?"
2nd wog
"Heck no you goobae, I don't go for Man United"

Joy Venning is a goobae

by moodeee September 29, 2009

Goob

a person who thinks that theyre funny or cool but really theyre just awkward and weird.

Derrick thinks its cool to make up his own gibberish, but really he is just a goob.

by chawlee December 14, 2010

Globulist

A person who collects goldfish farts and sells them to the maker of spirit levels are precision bubbles

The Globulist supplied the bubbles to the Spirit Level maker

by DocBob February 24, 2013