Goobered

GOOBERED Verb: Goo-Ber-d

To be lying face down arse up, your hands are tied behind your back, you have a gag ball in your mouth, and your hair is being pulled, all at the same time while your arse is getting fucked.

1. Started the day today by getting Goobered.
2. Dogged the boys on a Saturday, got punished by getting goobered.

by War hero June 12, 2018

gooberrottedgeechrot

another name for an idiot

Heidi KK is a gooberrottedgeechrot!

by Christa January 7, 2005

goobersexy

The opposite of übersexy. Not sexy at all.

Arnold Schwarzenegger used to be ubersexy, but now he is goobersexy.

by Biff Skippy February 7, 2010

Goofy goobered

The act of ejaculating into the palm of your hand and using it to slap cam another person.

Man, I had that bitch on all fours! right before I was about finish I nutted in my hand. When she turned her head I slapped her across the face with my cum. She got Goofy goobered.

by xxxquintacion September 2, 2018

Goobert

A quirky, funny and adorable wife or girlfriend. A term of endearment towards all the personal traits that only a husband or boyfriend would find funny.

A: Darling, what are you doing?
B: Watching TV with my two favourite dog print cushions

A: I love you, You're such a Goobert

by Bunny Kings September 28, 2012

Goobert

A Goobert is sexy and cute and cuddly and he is so playful and happy and can always find something to do or occupy himself. He does not like french fries or lettuce and will pick the meat out of a whole hamburger. A Goobert is usually very short and stocky with an under bite and very sexy lips. His penis is most likely, fuzzy and balls are always big. His face and ears make him look like a bat, you might think him to be a secret under cover super hero. A Goobert is mainly carnivorous and will not take anything butt. A Goobert will always be happy and excited to see you by shaking his entire body. Some may say that a Goobert looks like a moo or a (cow).He is kind of gay but that's okay because he doesn't even know it he just a pupple-up. A Goobert is always happy. A Goobert is usually very silky and sexy and handsome. He gives licks. And will warm up and nuzzle up to your body at night cuz he loves you. He usually likes to chill or take his g naps in a pup cave or under a bunch of blankets, the more the blankets the better.

Goobert Pup Land Service Hole Goober Gubz Gubinz Gubins Gubiulous Maximus Gubiulous Goobins Gubs Pup Land Service Hole

by GoobertPupLandServiceHole September 24, 2013

gooberhead

a person who is told what to do, and how hard to that said thing. but doesn't

Jimmy didn't work out hard enought

Coach Kelm "GOOBERHEAD"

by Suck me Mother Fucker March 26, 2010