red neck Merry-Go-Round

See NASCAR.

The Daytona 500 is the largest red neck Merry-Go-Round of them all.

by SleepyZ February 14, 2004

Flower petal merry-go-round

Special service at brothels where the customer can enjoy speed-rotating through multiple girls one after the other.

Guy 1: Dude! I had awesome time at this brothel!

Guy 2: What was it like?
Guy 1: I got with a ton of chicks! It was a Flower petal merry-go-round!

by Otaku_Jones January 6, 2018

the merry-go-round sing-along

The Merry-Go-Round Sing-Along is a rare, and insanely difficult sex move. To complete successfully, one must first be male. Next, you must obtain one female sex partner. (Does not matter occupation, just female.) Both of you must get entirely naked, and she must sit on your lap, legs splayed. Do this in front of a television, and turn the channel to a kids' signing channel, and have your bitch sing to that song, in tune to the music, and give you a physical lapdance at once.

(Aliases: Merry, MGR, Mary, Spinner)

Jake: Dude, I just had the merry-go-round sing-along with Kate!
John: WHOA that's hot.
Kate: You're a douchebag Jake! We're over.

by Ricken the Faggot Mage October 13, 2013

Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round

To engage in marital relations with your significant other while moving up and down in a smooth, fluid motion as if riding the merry-go-round at a local theme park or carnival. Usually performed by red-headed men over 50 with crooked clam hammers.

Rawd: Wow, Emil. What's with the big smile??

Emil: Guess!!!!

Rawd: Ummmm..you discovered a cure for E-BOAL-EYE??

Emil: Nope!!!!

Rawd: Hmmmm..you finally got to visit the Book SUPPOSITORY???

Emil: Nope!!! Come on Rawd, you know why!!

Rawd: No I don't!! What is it!!

Emil: OK!! I'm happy because I went Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round last night!!!!!!

Rawd: That's fantastic. Congratulations!!

by Willis Kwok January 10, 2017

The Multi-cultural Merry-go-Round

The Multi-cultural Merry-go-Round is when a guy sits in the center of your local kindergarten playground's merry-go-round while one of each female race stands around the circle naked and bends over ass facing inwards. The merry-go-round is then spun, which gives the man in the center a 360 degree view of all the asses around the world.

"Dude, my girlfriend let me ride the multi-cultural merry-go-round last night and I've never been the same!"

by Binkinater November 14, 2018

Merry Go Round

Dedicated fans of the South Korean girl group MOMOLAND, also known as MGR. A single Momoland fan is a Merry, and multiple Momoland fans are Merries.

"I want to stan Momoland"
"Welcome to the Merry Go Round!"

by sailormomoland July 27, 2021

Merry-Go

When you sit up with a big girl just to pull up your own weight.

“Hey foreman Darius why don't you act like Carmella bing and handle the brackets before the Merry-Go! “Yeah Phillie I'll get around to that as soon as you bar that actress from your Netflix account!

by Shitschecks December 30, 2018