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golden parachute

A clause in an executive's employment contract specifying that he/she will receive large benefits in the event that the company is acquired and the executive's employment is terminated. These benefits can take the form of severance pay, a bonus, stock options, or a combination thereof.
Larry Johnston, the biggest douche bag in the world is getting a 120 million dollar golden parachute for destroying Albertsons, one of the largest grocery chains in America.. Fuck him..
by Kritikal June 11, 2006
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Golden Parade

1. A sexual act involving a man and a woman in which the woman lies on her back and urinates into the air while her partner stands above her and pisses into her vagina. If the streams intersect, then it is a golden parade.

2. A phenomenon where cars drive by on the J Way in Jamaica Plain (by the beach at Jamaica Pond) creating a symmetrical reflection in the water. Behold the golden parade of cars, you high motherfucker.
1. Dude. Lucy and I did our first golden parade! That shit was WET!

2. Damn, this golden parade of cars is BLOWING MY MIND
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Golden Ovaries

Extremely courageous, apologetically forthright, uses feminine prowess to go after what she wants.
Aimee: I signed up for open mic night to serenade that cute bartender with the song I wrote for him.

Shelly: Golden ovaries!
by divatelaviva October 27, 2011
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Golden Age of Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon's prime years. Lasted from 1991 to the early 2000s where shows such as Rugrats, Doug, Rocko's Modern Life, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Global Guts, and the original All That were running on Nickelodeon. Many young adults who were kids at the time of these golden years refer to it as the best years on television.
Jack: Remember when we used to watch the great Nicktoons and Nickelodeon game shows?

Mac: Yeah man, that was the Golden Age of Nickelodeon.
by candyman81 April 20, 2009
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Golden Pear

A lightly tanned, but certainly not sunburned, scrotum.
Friend: Bro, why are you laying in the sun with tanning lotion on your scrotum?

Bro: It's date night on Friday and my woman likes my fruit basket to have a nice golden pear.
by SrPickleTickle August 26, 2020
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golden glitter

harry styles likes golden glitter in Unbelievers (larry stylinson fanfic) louis sprays golden glitter and it becomes Harry’s kink. we’re all traumatized now
Ill take you to the candy shop I’ll let you lick my lollipop. Fucking golden glitter im gonna kill you
by straightforharrystyles November 10, 2021
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Golden Gorilla

noun.
A "Golden Gorilla" is a Brass Monkey taken to the highest level. The participant will drink half of a 40 ounce (ideally a Hurricane or Olde English) and pour a Orange Four Loko into the half full 40 ounce bottle. The result is a Golden Gorilla and a fun time. Try it this weekend.
Person 1: Want to go to Chris' and get some Golden Gorillas?
Person 2: Yes
by HurricaneSeason February 2, 2012
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