A clause in an executive's employment contract specifying that he/she will receive large benefits in the event that the company is acquired and the executive's employment is terminated. These benefits can take the form of severance pay, a bonus, stock options, or a combination thereof.
Larry Johnston, the biggest douche bag in the world is getting a 120 million dollar golden parachute for destroying Albertsons, one of the largest grocery chains in America.. Fuck him..
by Kritikal June 11, 2006
Get the golden parachute mug.1. A sexual act involving a man and a woman in which the woman lies on her back and urinates into the air while her partner stands above her and pisses into her vagina. If the streams intersect, then it is a golden parade.
2. A phenomenon where cars drive by on the J Way in Jamaica Plain (by the beach at Jamaica Pond) creating a symmetrical reflection in the water. Behold the golden parade of cars, you high motherfucker.
2. A phenomenon where cars drive by on the J Way in Jamaica Plain (by the beach at Jamaica Pond) creating a symmetrical reflection in the water. Behold the golden parade of cars, you high motherfucker.
1. Dude. Lucy and I did our first golden parade! That shit was WET!
2. Damn, this golden parade of cars is BLOWING MY MIND
2. Damn, this golden parade of cars is BLOWING MY MIND
by Whipper Snapper Incorporated June 15, 2011
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Aimee: I signed up for open mic night to serenade that cute bartender with the song I wrote for him.
Shelly: Golden ovaries!
Shelly: Golden ovaries!
by divatelaviva October 27, 2011
Get the Golden Ovaries mug.Nickelodeon's prime years. Lasted from 1991 to the early 2000s where shows such as Rugrats, Doug, Rocko's Modern Life, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Global Guts, and the original All That were running on Nickelodeon. Many young adults who were kids at the time of these golden years refer to it as the best years on television.
Jack: Remember when we used to watch the great Nicktoons and Nickelodeon game shows?
Mac: Yeah man, that was the Golden Age of Nickelodeon.
Mac: Yeah man, that was the Golden Age of Nickelodeon.
by candyman81 April 20, 2009
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Bro: It's date night on Friday and my woman likes my fruit basket to have a nice golden pear.
Bro: It's date night on Friday and my woman likes my fruit basket to have a nice golden pear.
by SrPickleTickle August 26, 2020
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Ill take you to the candy shop I’ll let you lick my lollipop. Fucking golden glitter im gonna kill you
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A "Golden Gorilla" is a Brass Monkey taken to the highest level. The participant will drink half of a 40 ounce (ideally a Hurricane or Olde English) and pour a Orange Four Loko into the half full 40 ounce bottle. The result is a Golden Gorilla and a fun time. Try it this weekend.
A "Golden Gorilla" is a Brass Monkey taken to the highest level. The participant will drink half of a 40 ounce (ideally a Hurricane or Olde English) and pour a Orange Four Loko into the half full 40 ounce bottle. The result is a Golden Gorilla and a fun time. Try it this weekend.
by HurricaneSeason February 2, 2012
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