goated

an event or characteristic of someone. 1) when something awesome or unbelievable is occurring 2) when someone does something shocking (good) or amazing

Robit: Monkae you are so fun, you're literally goated.
Monkae: no, you are goated boi
Robit: we. are. goated.

by Chug_Dady420 October 15, 2019

neo-goatese

Neo-goatse is an image of a man with a prolapsed rectum, meaning his rectum actually drops out of his sphincter. Derives the name from the famous gaping anus of goatse.cx. If you like depriving yourself of your stomach contents, you should do an image search for rectal prolapse.

Some fucker sent me a prank email, so I spammed him neo-goatse!

by Chronic Munchies March 31, 2005

Satan's Goatee

When a man titty fucks a girl and ejaculates on her chin

I was titty-fucking my girlfriend when I blew my load and gave her Satan's goatee.

by Ben "Jeffrey" Harrison December 9, 2008

Goatface

A person who has a goat for a face. Not that they have a goat's head for a face, or that their head is a goat's head, but their face is an ENTIRE goat.

"So anyways, Jeff, I was calling you up because I wanted to join your Goatface club. Seeing as how you got quite a Goatface yourself, I figured you'd be the go to guy. It's hard to tell with that Goatface of yours. Anyway, my number is EEE AAAHH, so gimme a call sometime. We can compare Goatfaces. And I cant imagine that yours... you.. yours is pre-- it--- you're ugly. This is Kyle calling, and you're ugly."

by Kyle1 November 30, 2005

goatmeal

Alternative for oatmeal, which is comprised primarily of oats. Coincidentally the food of goats.

Silly Female Vegan: "I feel like such a bunny, all I've had to eat is carrots today."
Observant Guy: "You also had goatmeal this morning."

by willbchou November 16, 2011

Goatmeal

A big meal consisting primarily of goat; a lot of goat cooked at one time.

guy 1: I had an awesome goatmeal last night!
guy 2: nice.
guy 1: It made me take the biggest shit ever.

by Sekkou January 31, 2009

Goatman

A half-man, half-goat creature that is believed by some to be the result of a USDA experiment that went horribly wrong. The Goatman roams PG county, MD, terrorizing its citizens, and is purported to eat small pets. There remains some discrepancy over which half of him is goat and which is man.

I saw the Goatman last night! He ate my dog!

by anonymous77 June 12, 2006