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Glozell

A woman whose hilarity is beyond words. Whether she is translating ketchup/cashew/ke$ha lyrics or showing how her push up bra helps her get her man, her humor is completely unique and will have you laughing uncontrollably. Glozell is known for making up her own words such as “Crackamus” “Crotchumas” & “Aluminum Digger”. She knows when its time to get rid of that rude boy and get yourself into those AAA meetings. Probably the funniest gal on youtube.
"Girl, how drunk IS you?!"

"Don't call her name Alejandro. Don't call her name Roberto. Don't call her name Cilantro...."
-Glozell
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